The Annual (this is the 1st!) Clean
Sheets Limerick Contest awards three cash prizes
for a prizeworthy, original limerick.
For our selected "best" choice, $100.00.
Our number two choice wins $50.00
and number three gets
$25.00, and five more
that are worth a second look.
Please note: There were many wonderful limericks
and the final selection was highly subjective.
The winner of the US one hundred
dollar bill ... plus exposure between the sheets is:
Brook
Millard
There once was a
man named Mancini,
Who dribbled some
gin on his weenie,
He felt it uncouth,
so he added vermouth,
and offered his
date a martini.
In all fairness, we award two second
prizes. Had to be, it was that close!
We are splitting the place and show money
so both winners get $37.50
However, the amount of exposure is the
same.
So here, exposed to all, are the two second
prize winners:
M.A.
Griffiths
The Invisible Man
came to rue
The day he gave
Catgirl a screw.
He got crushed
by the bulk
Of the Incredible
Hulk
Who'd decided to
roger her too.
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Shelley
Ontis
Joy married an old
millionaire
Who, though
rich, had no sexual flair.
She said
with disdain,
"I hate to
complain,
But I've had better
fucks solitaire."
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and that's not all -- we have chosen these four (sorry we couldn't print them all)
we consider
were worth sharing. No money, just
exposure between the sheets:
Chris
O'Carroll
Said a john to a
pimp in St. Croix,
"The thing that
I chiefly enjoix
Is riding the asses
Of cute lads and
lasses,
So bring me a girl
and a boix.".
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Polyurethane
Amador
A brain-damaged
cowboy named Matt,
Complained as he
came in his hat,
"Why is it, dear
wife,
You show no signs
of life?
And your lips are
so scratchy and flat!"
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C.
J. Czelling
A polygamous king
in his palace
Found a wart on
the end of his phallus.
He asked a physician
If it came from
coition
And was told it
was merely a callus.
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Dominic
Santi
A well-hung young bottom was topping
so needed his hard-on quite whopping,
but the little blue pill
made him hungrier still
for the scene's final three-way ass popping.
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Sam
Dodge
A stock broker's
girlfriend cried, "Wow!
What's this move
that you're showing me now?"
He said, "Babe
you're in luck,
This is my Index
fuck
And it moves up
and down with the Dow!"
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That's It!
Thanks to everyone who took part, it was
fun! Smiles and nods to the contributing staff,
and all who helped! Ma, Dad...my
Uncle Lyle, what a great guy...
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