She was American he said
Other than that
All he could remember
Was the size of her nipples
"Big as gooseberries!"
I reminded him she was also pretty
And had an arse that begged abuse!
Strange what one chooses to remember
And chooses to forget, he said
As he mused about a dingy lounge
Somewhere in Stoke Newington
Unaware that as he spoke
His tongue was searching
For her delicious nodules of flesh