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Clean Sheets in Print
Available to Clean Sheets readers only:
Purchase From Porn to Poetry and Oysters Among Us:erotic tales of wonder together
for only $25.00 -- a 20% savings !
$25.00 (includes shipping)
Two books: From Porn to Poetry: Clean Sheets Celebrates the Erotic Mind, and Oysters Among Us: erotic tales of wonder.
Available only through Paypal and Clean Sheets -- make your new year sexier from the start!
From porn to poetry, with voyeuristic cats, rivers of butterflies,
symbols for intensity, and the details of how to suck, Clean
Sheets wraps you in heat, laughter, sex, and truth until the
image of taking a rainy day guided tour of the vulva seems likes the
best idea you could possibly have.
With hot new stories from popular writers like Susannah Indigo, Bill
Noble, and William Dean, along with the best of Clean Sheets from Mary
Anne Mohanraj, Heather Corrina, Jane Duvall, David Steinberg, Dorianne
Laux, Jamie Joy Gatto, Helena Settimana and dozens more, this joyful
celebration of erotic stories, essays, how-to's, poetry, and a woman
being tongued to orgasm while reciting the names of the North
American capital cities, will be sure to delight, inform, arouse, and
surprise.
Table of Contents:
- Perfect Pussies -- Janice Callisa
- carolina rain -- Donna Hill
- What's Abstinence Got To Do With It? -- Jeff Beresford-Howe
- The Secret Life of Humphrey Milquer -- J. Hartman
- The Final Fuck -- Cher Ladd-Vuolo
- How To Make A Strawberry Sundae -- Bill Noble
- Flash Poetry -- Gary Blankenship
- Go Large -- Mike Kimera
- Sex in Space:Finding The Zero-G Spot -- Naomi Darvell
- Arianne -- Helena Settimana
- Storm Blind in Bohemia -- William Dean
- Pussy Galore -- Deborah Bacharach
- Body and Soul: Confessions of a Kinky Churchgoer -- Rebecca Brook
- A Jewel of a Woman -- Mary Anne Mohanraj
- You're Welcome -- Nola Summers
- Now That I'm Done -- Scott Poole
- How to Suck -- H.L.Shaw
- Fantasies in Rush Hour -- Brian Peters
- River of Butterflies -- Bill Noble
- Slut-faced, lips open, eyes -- William Dean
- Chapter and Perverse -- Chris Bridges
- hiking south -- Heather Corinna
- The Symbol for Intensity -- Allison Lonsdale
- Jitterbug -- Souvie
- Grady's Bar & Grille -- Aria Braverman
- How Not To Have Sex -- Emily Nagoski
- Trilogy -- David Steinberg
- Phone Sex: A Hot Way to Ring Your Lover's Bells -- Isabelle Carruthers
- Zucchini -- Raphaela Crown
- I Went Home Last Night With Stella -- Pasquale Capocasa
- Dance Naked -- Susannah Indigo
- 34B -- Annette Marie Hyder
- Carmen Who Lives at the Lake -- David Surface
- 2 AM -- Dorianne Laux
- The Vulva:A Guided Tour For a Rainy Afternoon -- Jaie Helier
- Blue in Cuba -- Patrick Linney
- sloppy seconds -- Gwydion McCarthy
- Sexcapades: The Whoopee Report -- Gary Meyer
- Mary for Breakfast -- Jamie Joy Gatto
- I Sexualize Everything -- Jonah Raskin
- A Day in the Life of a Kinky Couple -- Jane Duvall
- The Valentine's Gift -- Alex M.Quinlan
- How Do You Make a Screaming Orgasm? -- Shanna Germain
- Woman Being Tongued to Orgasm While Reciting the Names of North American Capital Cities -- Mark Aster
- This is How It Feels -- Shailja Patel
- Tell Me A Story -- Susannah Indigo
$16.95 (includes shipping)
Trade Paperback, 250 pages
Come read the opening of Tell Me a Story from the new
Clean Sheets anthology, as Rikki and Alex begin to walk
the line between submission, imagination, stories, and obsession.
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Compiled and reborn from our popular staff recipe articles, two dozen
of our best food and drink recipes, spiral bound and shipping to sate
your every desire. As the Intro says:
"If you read through cookbooks seeking orgasms between the pages,
if you think of your lover as a moveable feast, if you fantasize about
your partner spread out invitingly and honey-glazed on a bed of
chocolate, if you think that a slow roast is the proper interval for a
slow screw - well, we're with you. But we want you to do it well."
Recipes include:
- Spaghetti alla Puttanesca
- Secret Herb Pork Chops
- Mushroom Paté
- Rarebit
- Kel's Aunt Ida's Banana Bread
- Monkey Bread
- Crépes
- Eggplant Caponata
- Potato-Cheese Soup
- Sri Lankan Potato Curry
- Teriyaki Tri-Tip
- Vanilla Extract
- Apple Sponge
- Rochester Cake
- A Lover's Banana Split
- Grown-up Hot Chocolate
- Killer Kahlúa Mousse
- Blow Job
- French Kiss
- Orange Blush
- Lemon Kiss
- Cool Your Cucumber
- Sweet Cheeks
$5.95 (includes shipping)
Spiral-bound, 47 pages
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Susannah Indigo's new book, Oysters Among
Us: erotic tales of wonder, is now available! A portion of
the profit from sales through Paypal from this page benefit Clean
Sheets Magazine.
Read a review of Oysters at Erotica Readers Association
Read a review of Oysters by Anne Tourney in Clean Sheets
Oysters Among Us follows the erotic and soulful adventures
of a group of friends and family who live in Boulder and San
Francisco, as they begin to answer the important questions of this
millenium:
Can you be too rich or have too much sex? Does it even
count if it's only online sex? If you appear naked at the
mall, is it always necessary to sing Amazing Grace? Are
sex quests better than everyday vision quests? Is it better to
dance with snakes, or to follow the instructions on a Mary
Kay sign when making love? What happens when grandpa
starts counting back through his lovers and recreating the
Book of Love? Why isn't the Baseball Position described in
the Kama Sutra? What do people actually bring to a Better
Than Sex party? And in the end, when everyone has
partied in the Blue Room until dancing naked in the rain
seems an everyday activity, and has had enough sex to
last at least through the weekend and has reached toward
their dreams, does the boom on the final flight represent
danger, or the erotic future in Rome?
An imaginative romp through real life and dreams, with some
of the hottest writing around that can make you laugh at the
same time it grabs for your libido, Susannah Indigo's
Oysters Among Us is pure erotic entertainment, gracefully
layered with profound truth and exploration.
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and receive an autographed copy through Clean Sheets Magazine -- a
portion of every sale will go to support and keep Clean Sheets a free
magazine.
$14.95 (includes shipping)
215 pages, softcover
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Samba Mountain Press
P.O. Box 4741
Englewood, CO 80155
(720)-529-8540
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