TRICKS AND TREATS

Red Pants Woman - by Bill Noble

"Right below that belly, one in-your-face pleather puss was making a Jesus-be-damned-and-run-for-Congress political statement, lips, slit, clit and all."

 

Creeping - by Count of Shadows

"Stevie trembled when he felt her hand encircle his cock. He felt her hair brush against his belly as she leaned down and he felt her warm lips kissing. He tried to put everything out of his mind except that feeling. It's okay, he told himself. It's okay. I was freaking out before, that's all. Hallucinating."

A Banquet of Breasts - by Susannah Indigo

"There is no better fuck than a woman in a Halloween costume. I know this as surely as I know how to whisper the words 'tantric sex' to make a woman swoon, and as surely as I know that lust is the opposite of death."

 

Knife's Edge - Charles Gatewood photography

"Turning the tables on Hitchcock, Absinthe takes back the shower scene from the Bates Motel."

 

Dracula: Homebody, Bisexual, or Pussy Hound? - by William Dean

"He's the most famous sucker in history, lore, and legend. Women faint for him; strong men quaver and surrender. But except for a rare stag flick or two, has anybody even seen Dracula's cock?"

 

Things That Go Bump - by Naomi Darvell (10/31/01)

"This Halloween magic works, it's said, because the dead are wandering the earth; the door to the spirit world is open. What about sex with spirits?

 

Poltergeist - by Alexander Forbes (10/31/01)

"Then she was riding him, pulling him up into her with metaphysical muscles, releasing him until only his tip remained in her. Rippling suction played along his cock, and with each roll of her hips she stroked nerves he had never realized existed outside Nirvana."