Bill Noble is working up to a career change, from roué to Santa Claus. There are only two impediments: a Santa-scale roué would be incapable of locating his organ of pleasure, and a libidinous Santa would have great trouble slipping down chimneys in the middle of the night. Bill wants to reassure everyone that his beard is softer than it looks.

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