|
|
|
Clean Sheets-ology: December 2005 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(12/01/05)
 December is a busy month whether you're celebrating the Winter Solstice on the 21st, Christmas, Hanukah, Kwaanza, or anything else. Mercury and Mars Retrograde both end early this month so preparations for whatever you choose to celebrate should be successful. This doesn't mean you should leave ordering that handmade burled oak wood paddle to the last minute. Do it now; the wait will be delicious and you'll have a day or two to fondle it before slipping it under the tree. Should you open that one first or last?
The Gemini Moon on December 15th urges us to try new things -- meaning something that is new to you. It doesn't matter how many have done it before you -- or how long they've been doing it. This Full Oak Moon sparks a desire to move out of our own little boxes. If that soon to arrive paddle is your fist...I mean first foray into the realm of corporal punishment, then adding some extra heat won't be necessary. If you're well past the blush of being splayed ass-up, then a Christmas figging session could be in order...an old practice, still, it could be what's new to you.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19 As usual you're all fired up and ready to go off. You need to keep things simple this month -- work to insure that your various partners do not attend the same function. You may feel anxious to get started on someone new, or with the influence of Venus Retrograde on the 24th , to get back to someone from your past. Sure you were happier then with all your fetishes entertained, but you can get there again. Take the time to teach someone what your old flame taught you.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Try to keep your train of thought on the right track. If you don't stay organized and focused at the office party you may find yourself in the paper supplies room with the girl or guy that sits at the desk next to the desk of the girl or guy you were hoping to end up with. Was it the sangria or the sugary snacks that sent you off course? Aim and fire yourself directly towards your intended.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) You will be left to react if you don't take control of the situation -- and you've never been able to finesse the art of reacting. Controlling a situation doesn't just mean including your lover in your way of doing; it also means controlling their participation -- when they come, how they come and the number of times they come. Dialogue coming your way will change from you make me do to you make me want.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Partnerships have been not so much shaky as fragile of late. Even when you were tired you rose to the occasion and everyone eventually fell into a satisfied stupor. In your languid state you've developed the art of skillful tonguing, gentle but persistent fingering, and slow deep fucking. Mix that up with your usual wham-bam, and Santa's dirty helpers will line up to sit on your lap. (They're the ones wearing nipple-clips that jingle like little sleigh bells.)
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) You have full permission to be the life of the party but people get really pissed when you dance on their pool tables. Unless of course you've left off your winter flannel g-string (again) and are bent on bringing new meaning to the terms: banking the corners, balls, sticks, and deep pockets. You have been good this year, you've learned from past mistakes so go ahead and have fun -- just remember that if you want to finish with someone and move forward into the New Year with someone else -- you should get down off the table first.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) Simplify your month by being selective about who you socialize with and when you do it. You can't be everywhere with everyone -- or everything to everyone -- all the time. You do not want to text "LNWG8" to the one you weren't with -- so take your time with things. You can try blaming that one on your service provider. If you're hell bent on fucking around you're going to have to do a darn good job of covering your tracks and that's not easy in the snow.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) Things are very, very busy for you this month. The air is full of communications; everyone seems to have something to say, but not many are thinking before speaking. You may have been happily pounding away for weeks, months even, and all of a sudden the left curve of your love wand is not only something to be commented on -- it's a full-blown issue. This time, these personal chats leave you uncomfortable; think a moment before responding, ask only for what you want to know and what you need. If you need to move on, then do so.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Money matters weigh heavy. How on earth will you manage to buy all the toys and plugs and clips you want? Then there's the lube -- does Costco...? No, I don't think so. Less really is more and finding that one perfect thing can be just as satisfying. Don't make the mistake of thinking that only material things are appreciated. Discovering that one perfect come-trigger is just as satisfying and a gift you can give all year long.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Be patient with lovers and think your actions through before implementing them. You do have an opportunity this month to reconcile the past with the present. Still get the shivers when your last date walks by but not willing to give up the new one? You could, with some careful planning and a little help from a benevolent sky bring the two together. Hard and wet and warm in the dark is hard and wet and warm in the dark so don't leave them alone long enough that they have the time to decide they don't need you after all.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) Your usually organized self may feel the effects of the creative urgings of the Gemini Moon a little differently than the rest of the signs. If your tendency is to plan an evening or afternoon's events with the precision of surgery; tools and toys within reach and order of use; you may find yourself confused and bewildered. Confused because you can't find what you think you need and bewildered that everyone came anyway. Those that are accustomed to your methods will be more than turned on by the fact that you've spanked their behinds with a hairbrush because the paddle wasn't where it was supposed to be. Relax into the energy and all will be well satisfied.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) You will also feel the tension that making and spending money presents. Do not remain attached to something that is no longer productive. Butt plugs are not like your favorite teddy bear. They do have a life span and should be replaced -- preferably with a bigger one now that you're comfortable with this size. Go ahead and keep the little one; look fondly on it and remember when it was as much as you could take. But get thee to the sex store and stuff if up a notch.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) This type of season suits your dreamy ways. You like it when everyone is happy; when you come up with the perfect gift. Keep in mind that everyone is busy, certainly busier than usual and if you come up against a delay or two it is not a statement on you and how much you appeal to others. "Not now" doesn’t mean not ever. If you’ve managed to slide a finger or two up their dress or down their pants just enough to make their pussy wet and their ass pucker in anticipation; then "not now" actually means as soon as possible...and that’s exactly why you did it.
©2005 by Nola Summers
Reader
Comments
Nola Summers has combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins, and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
|
|
|
