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Clean Sheets-ology November 2007 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(11/01/07)
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Your patience is standing on its last leg. Very much like when you're getting your groove on standing up and you realize that if someone doesn't come soon, you're both going to fall right over. Just a thrust or two more and you'll get to the Zen zone you need to be in to get by for the next little while. Update your surroundings; maybe an ottoman or stool for bending over or balancing on would be a good idea.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) You are about halfway through your personal year and might not be feeling like you've got control of anything or achieved much. You like to be in charge but not always the one that decides how things will be done to get there. Concentrate on someone else's difficulties or blocks; help them come the way they think they can't. They've never swallowed or can't bring themselves to come with the lights on...I think you can help them work something out.
Gemini (May21 -- June 20) If in some generous moment you tell them to make a list of what they want you to do to them, or vice versa, don't be surprised when you get a print copy complete with check-off when done boxes. You've made it clear in the past that you say what you mean and you said make a list; you're not the only one who listens. This month your home base is warm and fuzzy and hot and sexy and this is a good thing seeing as how you've got all that paper work to complete.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) It's not so much a wolf in sheep's clothing thing as it is a "be careful what you ask" for kind of month. You are going to find some delays in getting what you think you want but this will allow you to really assess things before committing. Give when the feeling hits you; your phone number, really good oral, a hand job in the car; and do this just because you can. It really is a feel good kind of thing.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) Is it possible that you are not the center of attention this month and you're actually happy about that? It's a fleeting feeling and you'll be right back to your usual look at me in no time. It goes without saying that even when you are not flirting outrageously; you are still very much focused on by others. Watch those late night business meetings especially if there is a possibility that your other half has handcuffed themselves to the bed in wet anticipation of your arrival.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) Even those of you already in relationships will have so many choices that deciding where and who to stay with could become difficult and distracting. If you are having trouble figuring out where you should physically stretch out and give it up then seek counsel from someone who does not have a vested interest -- as in not a friend who would love to bed your main squeeze. Just because you are quite capable of keeping your interests away from each other and juggle their emotions does not mean that you should.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) You do manage to attract that certain layer of society that walks a path all their own. You will find yourself impacted by recent Mercury Retrograde delays but this works to your advantage as it allows others to assess if they really can be with you. You might not expect them to, or even want them to take off all the leather and PVC when visiting your family but if there are little things they'll need to keep in check once in a while (like that little clit bell) this delay in getting started will allow them to decide whether they're in or they're out. This time it's not up to you.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Your birthday month brings a renewed respect for what others bring to your bed. It's not that you didn't appreciate what they did before; it's just that you start to see things in a new light. They don't want you to look at them when they come, instead of taking this personally (which is normal for you) you may find yourself trying to understand the issue behind the issue. Is it possible that you'll gently work with them instead of tying their ass down and making them come in the afternoon sun? Not likely but anything's possible.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) You thought getting into their pants or up their skirt would be sooo easy, but it's not is it? As your enthusiasm flags think of this: Initially, had you known you'd have to work a little harder would you have wanted them less? I didn't think so, so suck it up, figure it out, and keep on keeping on in a purely good things come to those who wait kind of way
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) Take care of yourself in order to take care of everyone else. Above and beyond the love yourself to love them standard, you should strive to let love in, and that can be taken quite literally. Do you think the sound of someone coming is a joyful noise? Try not to judge what others do to get there; if oven gloves and a turkey baster gets their juices going, so be it. Food and sex are an almost perfect combination -- followed by an afternoon nap of course.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) Are they turning you down or making you wait? If they're making you wait do you want to just move on? You do tend to want what you want when you want it but in this case do everything you can to let the relationship move ahead at its own speed. Let the only pulling, pushing, pumping and pounding come when you've physically got their ass to hold on to.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) You above all signs are sensitive to the needs and desires of others. Fulfilling what they need at their whim lets you concentrate on them instead of yourself which is great Pisces strategy to distract attention from yourself. Still, as a master-lover you do have much to offer and if some wayward innocent should cross your path -- one seeking instruction in the art of seduction and satisfaction -- then share your talent. It would be very big of you.
©2007 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets. You are invited to visit her MySpace space and her Web site.
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