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Clean Sheets-ology: November 2005 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(11/01/05)
The seasons are changing -- you can feel it in the air. The southern hemisphere heats up as the northern hemisphere cools down. Mix in the New Moon in Scorpio on November first with its focus on all things passionate and there'll be clothes being peeled off down south and blankets flying up north. Just info for those who've never experienced real climate change; the warmth of the summer sun's first kiss on your bare ass is only beaten by that delicious feeling of being completely starkers under the goose down.
Mercury Retrograde on the 14th falls in Sagittarius, the ruler of travel and communications -- maybe you'll find your travel plans delayed and have to wait for a connecting flight. Maybe you'll find yourself sitting across from someone who is totally hot -- and get to act out that sexy Six Feet Under series opener airport scene a la Brenda and Nate. A utility closet is not just for storing brooms.
Don't let the full Moon in Taurus on the 15th trick you into spouting an ultimatum or two. Blow me now is only well-received if at some point that road has already been paved. Conversely, Venus Trine Mars on the 17th will probably prod the ultimatum issuing side of the partnership to apologize. You should accept, then blow them like they've never been blown before, thus accomplishing two things. One: you've made them beg (if you like that sort of thing) and two: it will have been so good, that they'll be far less likely to piss you off in the future.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Compromise can save frustration if the problem is control of another person. You want others to keep pace or admit that they can't or, dare we say, don't want to. If you're the trying to do the ditching and they won't let go; giving in, licking them into oblivion then wondering again how to extricate yourself from between their thighs is counter productive. Keep your eye on the goal -- don' be distracted by the prize in the loot bag.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Yes, you can have something different and to gain these things you should focus on new relationships of the filthy dirty kind. You still need to look backwards in order to see the way forward clearly. That's just a fancy way of saying don't make the same mistake twice -- but if it was that good, then go back and take it again, then once more for good measure. Watch the Full Moon in Taurus for a double dose of control issues that will come to the forefront. Go ahead, tie me up and tell me when to come.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) Small irritations must be conquered -- or -- you could be generous and choose to ignore them. You like to greet the morning with a nice hard-driving rear-entry wake-up call; they like to say goodnight by howling at the moon. Don't make promises you can't keep. If you tell them you'll give it to them good later tonight, they expect that you will. They will be wet and or hard until then...hmm...ready, wet, warm, hard...handle this right and they'll soon lose track of the time and what day it is...a direct result of repeated orgasms.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Wishes may come true if you're looking forward. Have a plan. If you want to suck the juice from between the thighs of that luscious co-worker then spend some time actually figuring out how you can make that happen. Those already partnered should ponder whether everyone's needs are being met. You don't both need to come each time and keeping score is quite rude -- but you'd better make sure that the tally comes out as close to even as possible. If it doesn't -- go get some Wheaties and get busy.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) A real or perceived loss of control leads to frustration. As the center of your universe you sometimes forget that in order for other people to give you what you want or need, you have to give them direction. There is clearly a time and place where you can do this. You've got your hand up her skirt, two fingers deep while you thumb her clit. You direct her to turn around. She's happy to comply and you've got what you want. See how easy it can be?
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) Virgos should also ask for what they need. Practice doing this if you have to. Put on that new vinyl Dom outfit, stand in front of the mirror and rehearse the whole thing. Demand they lick your boots then swing high and give a few imaginary whacks to that imaginary ass. Think long term instead of short -- it's a lifestyle not a scene...and you do look very, very good in black. Was that the front door? It's show time.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) Sometimes just the fact that you're trying is enough to get you what you want. Tattooing a name on your butt might be over the top and expensive to remove at some point but doing something that is out of character for you will gain you much ground. If she wants to strap one on and fuck you on occasion surely you can accommodate. Don't make the mistake of thinking that there isn't a man out there who would do just that and be happy doing it.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Disagreements in the love arena will occur if you do not curb your tendency to listen without hearing. It's more than asking twice if they came: you have to believe what is said. "I didn't like it when you stuck your finger up my ass," doesn't mean try it another way, it means they didn't like it. Pay attention and find some other nerve endings to play with.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Be careful if telling tales about things you haven't done. If you're trying to impress or intrigue someone with stories of your own sexual adventures you may find yourself in a position of having to walk the talk. Made it seem like you knew an SM dungeon like the back of your hand? It'll be hard to explain otherwise around that ball gag you've now got in your mouth. Hanging upside down gives the world a whole new perspective doesn't it?
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) You should endeavor this month to change or tweak the role you normally play. If you're always the initiator, then wait it out. They'll come to you and be more ready than you can hope for. If by that time they're in such a state that it seems that they're fucking themselves on you, let them have their way, then take them hard and fast...and if that's not really tweaking...then good for you.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) Your emotions are very near the surface and it will be a difficult job to hold them back. What you need to decide is if keeping things in is worth the effort. You want to be controlled; live the role of a slave; to come home to your master. Wouldn't it be delightful to be able to live the life you wanted? Librarian by day, she-devil slave by night -- and the only thing stopping you is you've been afraid to admit this? It could be the match to your energy -- you just have to strike it.
Pisces (February 20 -- March 20) Emotional challenges are better off met. Worrying about things just makes them bigger, unless it's the size of your dick that's causing you concern. Everything fits perfectly somewhere, so chill. Concentrate on clearing up your self-imagined short-comings. Confer, discuss, lay your fears out on the sheets -- and then change things up till you find the position that hits it just right....there you go...that spot just right there.
©2005 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers has combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins, and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
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