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Clean Sheets-ology October 2007 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(10/01/07)
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) You've done the same thing the same way for eons, but now that little voice inside is starting to tell you that it's not quite right. It might also be fueled by the disagreeable nature of those you're dealing with. Just because that come trigger works for you doesn't mean it works for them. They're being very generous doing it your way so often. It's time to change it up -- here's something -- let them come. And I don't mean make sure they come -- I mean just them. Learn to enjoy their pleasure.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Opportunities abound in all areas. You join sports leagues -- there's a hook-up; you sign up for a class -- there's a hook-up. It seems like everywhere you turn there's a new delightful twist. They are there but you're going to have to make the move if you want to have them, and you're going to have to be specific about how you want them. Over the hood of the car (try to make this yours or theirs) in the parking lot of the arena and then again on the living room floor. Remember, there's a world of difference between "do this" and "I want to do this." Ask and you'll probably receive.
Gemini (May21 -- June 20) Yeah, yeah, you're very slick and you have slid into, onto, and under a whole bunch of warm wet places on the basis of your charm alone. Don't over-think what's working. Don't dissect the relationship or project it months in advance. Sometimes when things play out differently than you imagined, or thought that you wanted, they turn out to be just fine. Go teach someone how to do that silent sex thing you do -- the kind you have because you like the control of it -- not because you have to.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) I know and you know that there are changes that need to be made. This might be as small as switching which side of the bed you sleep on to switching who's sleeping in there with you. You have a clear idea of what's working and what isn't but those you're involved with may not. Keep it simple so as not to confuse the issue. "Get out," has a certain basic beauty to it. Remember: your house, your house rules; no exceptions.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) It's somewhat unlike you to stand back and exercise a "wait and see" kind of thing, but if you do this even for a short period of time you'll find that others will display weaknesses you did not see before. If you observe, and test even, what will become evident is exactly what to do to get them hot, hard, wet, and willing. You're usually too busy being the center of attention to really control them -- but knowledge is power -- more power to you. Be careful how you wield it.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) This is a good month for you to improve the relationships you have with lovers and for finding new ones, or additional ones. You might have to use your diplomatic tact to keep everyone happy...on top of keeping your stories straight. Your challenge this month while you're in the throes of some passionate side action is to be very aware that whatever you're getting blown up your butt is as much hot air as it is lubricated satisfaction.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) What's up is down and what's down is up. It should be easy to forge that new frontier but it's like leaping the Grand Canyon -- you are not going to make it to the other side. Usually, you see, you want, you get; this month you might still get what you want, but you're going to have to work a little harder to get inside. Think of it as a challenge in which the reward will be all the sweeter. Just imagine them on the end of your tongue if you start thinking it's all too much work
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) This surely is a passing phase, but right now it seems that your lovers are being a little critical about your technique. Is this even possible? You're concerned but know it's just them and their own insecurities about whether they can keep up with you, and rightly so. Because you are still in control of the outcome you could choose to bring them along gently, or, you could tie their ass up and fuck them halfway between delirious and surrender...either way -- win-win for you.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) You want to be involved in everything but when this comes to delving into the darker realms of sexuality or alternate lifestyles, don't dive right in thinking that you can wing it. Don't spend endless hours researching but do educate yourself first. Reach out where you can and find a mentor, or someone willing to teach you. If you're already there then take on the education of an eager student. There is something to be said for the avid novice.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) You really really really want to get inside them but the door seems shut. Be patient and what you want will come to you. Exercise the art of seduction and reel them in with the lightest of touches. Let them know you want them, and they'll begin to wonder what being with you would be like. Would you let them come in your mouth; would the juncture of your thighs smell like warmed roses and sweat; would you taste like the mangoes you ate for lunch...you know, stuff like that.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) The world moves like a whirlwind around you but you sit with cool calm detachment. It's not that you don't care about the dramas that unfold before you; it's just that you are better equipped to deal with them. It is what it is as it were. Listen, give counsel and the best oral they've ever had, then send them on their way. They'll forget what the big deal was to begin with, and think that you're a genius.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Some misunderstandings in their simplicity make you laugh -- others do not. You had some bubbly, you said something about wanting hands all over you in the middle of the act and now they've actually brought home an extra so there will be extra hands. Okay, not what you meant. They were just trying to give you what they thought you wanted so try to be gracious this month when lovers go an extra step, even if it is in the wrong direction.
©2007 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets and a Staff Writer for Pulp Magazine. You are invited to visit her MySpace space and her Web site.
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