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Clean Sheets-ology October 2006 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(10/01/06)
You may spend the balance of this month trying to kiss and make up if you've let the October 6 Full Moon in Aries increase your natural aggressiveness. Don't fight over who came first last time or who ended up in the resulting dampness; just go to sleep or make another wet spot...or something. The Sun enters Scorpio on October 23 and once again paves the way for your deepest darkest fetishes to come busting out. This significant onset is followed very closely by Venus in Scorpio on the 24th, then Venus conjunct Mars, and Jupiter square Saturn on October 25. Order the triple orgasm with an afternoon nap on the side and you'll be okay. Now take a deep breath and check your batteries before the Mercury retrograde arrives on the 27th and brings with it a little more than the normal snafus as it occurs this time in sexy Scorpio. Don't tie the knots too tight -- they might really want to leave as emotional and power struggles abound.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) You don't do advice on a regular basis; you're not really interested in someone else's opinion of what you should do. This time round though when someone you bump into says they bumped into one of your exes and then says those words you hate to hear: "You should...." Why not? Maybe this time you should. It was good; they had that one little finishing move that worked every time. Just remember, the getting busy might be just as good but if they were wacky then, they're wacky now...some things don't change.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Don't you hate when these kind of forecasts suggest that if you're single there might be some love in the air? Why can't there just be love in the air? So what if you've plowed that field a hundred and one times? Does that mean that the hundred and second time can't be mind-blowing earth-shattering toe-curling fan-fucking-tastic? Anyway...ah...love is in the air. Keep your green monster on a tight leash; remain vigilant (not obsessive) but restrained. If something doesn't seem quite right then check it out. Not last number re-dial check it out (yet) -- just pay attention.
Gemini (May21 -- June 20) Think big: think outside the ropes, the box or whatever else is holding you back. Never mind all that stuff everyone says about above and below your station in life. You can have whomever you want in your own head but there is a reason that some people seem to be living the life style you want to live. You could try telling that certain someone that you dreamt about them and they were incredible; there's a reason it's called the power of suggestion. Suggest that you can make them come and see how long it takes them to make you prove it.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Oh my God...this was meant to be, right here, right now. There is such a thing as destiny; everything you've done has led you to this cosmic interface, which, it seems, is the sacred juncture at the top of their thighs; all soft musk or salty hardness -- doesn't matter. Sweet sweet destiny thou art seductive, secretive, and savvy. Just make sure that destiny has opened all the doors of communication and you're not banging on the gates to someone else's heaven.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) I see London, I see France, I see Leo's underpants, which in of itself is not that unusual. But what I also see is you being completely unable to hide or even pretend the teeniest bit that you don't want what you want. Must you have them that badly -- to the point you expose your whole self? You're the king or queen of the jungle -- make them come to you.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) People don't always want to be led but they do want to be helped -- this month you're the go-to person for problem solving. You might be surprised by what they want help with, and beyond going down on their partner yourself, there's only so much a Virgo can do. They can research and rent or read something themselves. Tell them to dress up as a mad scientist on Halloween and experiment with their newfound knowledge.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) Thinking out loud can be a good thing if you're brainstorming on the next big come-quick scheme. But if he looks at you and you start wondering if you just said "I'd like to taste some of that ass," out loud, chances are you did. Check yourself or be prepared to dig in with that tongue of yours. As with your Aries brothers and sisters, don't be afraid to go back and revisit soft folds, damp channels, and dark furrows you've harvested before.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) You know that others look at Scorpio natives as fierce and determined -- scarily so even. If you've locked onto something you've decided you're going to have, you don't need to hold back, but you do need to temper that determination with a little bit of persuasion. You want them to look at you and wonder who you are -- not who do you think you are. You don't like to be turned down or denied so don't put yourself in that position.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) You can make great connections if you pay attention to the little things -- like the right names, birthdays, and moves. When you're in deep and winding (like grinding) as if you're the next one to be crowned at a King of the Bands parade, do not say things like "I know you like it like this," 'cause you know what? That was someone else. This month keep your dick hard, your pussy wet, and your mouth shut unless someone wants to fill it with something juicy.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) Christmas is coming but don't go crazy now or you'll break the bank ahead of time -- a special little tube of lube or new toy is cool -- something to say "I love you" in all the right ways. People who know you, know that you're a soft touch when it comes to giving but don't let them take advantage. It's a give and take thing. You could give them what they want -- just take their ass in return. One thing's for sure, if that's the trade, it won't take long to find out if they just want stuff, or their ass really is yours.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) You need to get out there and work your space -- their space -- yes even My Space. If you use caution but keep your eyes and ears open you'll find exciting new things. Meet others half way; you do them then they do you. Don't confuse that with the all encompassing term "make love." I really do mean take turns. You do all the work till they come, and then they can do all the work till you come.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) This is a wait and see month for you, and sometimes sitting back can give you a real clear view. You know that kind where you think it's nice that your man or woman gets along so well with your best friend, but from across the room you can see that they've got their hands down each other's pants and that's why they're smiling at each other. So step back, let the clothes fall where they may, and make any and all decisions with a clear head.
©2006 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets and a Staff Writer for Pulp Magazine. You are invited to visit her teeny tiny My Space space and her Web Site.
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