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Virgo
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by Nola Summers
(09/15/04)
Virgo
Virgo is most often associated with nurturing and overall grounded-ness. Who of us doesn't want to be fucked to death...I mean over a period of time, and with the utmost of care, so the only strength you have left would be used up falling into a restful coma? Then washed and soothed and held lovingly afterwards? Come on, everyone (even you whip-wielders) needs a little soft loving once in a while, and a Virgo partner, male or female, will fill the bill quite nicely.
A Virgo native projects a cool and collected exterior, but inside the furnace burns high; even when it's 80 degrees outside. Unless they tell you, which is unlikely, you will never truly know what is racing around inside their heads and through their hearts. One fabulous earth mother Virgo that I know blurted out that she was going to blow up if she didn't have sex that particular day. Right out of the blue, not even in the middle of a who's fucking who conversation...from shopping to sex just like that. The correlation escaped me, and pointing that out only got me a direction to go and what to do on the way. She wasn't kidding about what she needed or what I should do, but she wouldn't let me do anything to help her, not even a little kiss in the underground parking lot.
For those born under this Sun Sign, neither love nor sex on its own is enough. There will be lots of introspection about the why and what and when of the whole procedure. You will find yourself involved in a process of elimination, whether they're picking you out of the car pool or the chat room. They will pamper and lavish attention on their chosen one, but don't think that getting to that level is going to be an easy walk. You're not actually taking a relationship compatibility test, but you will be undergoing a test period of sorts. At times you will have to measure up to whatever has gone on in the past. Even if your boots are just settling in under the bed, you may find yourself compared to whoever's boots were there previously. These people have an excellent memory for facts and dates, and just because you didn't stand them up for the prom ten years ago, doesn't mean that little shred of doubt isn't lurking in the Virgo memory bank. If you say eight, then make it eight, not eight-thirty, not nine; be there at eight. If you can't make it, then say so. Virgo natives expect honesty, and in return will treat you better than you have even dared hope for.
Is the Virgo woman the true Earth Mother? What exactly does that mean anyway? They like to lie down in the fields and make love? Or will they take care of you in every way that you need? Once you've tapped that fine ass... Have you ever watched someone tapping a keg? It's not as easy as it looks: you need the right size tap, the right size of mallet; positioning is everything, the force of the tap must be considered as you work it in just the right way -- anticipation, then reward. Our girl is much the same, she requires time, and you'd better make the effort, because she won't let you in until she's decided that you've done all the work required. Once you're in, you will need to keep working. Don't make the mistake of thinking here that it's going to be one-sided, because what you put in will come back to you ten-fold. She will not settle for less of a partner than she expects she's entitled to herself, nor will she give you an experience less than what she thinks you're entitled to. She is a goddess, and you will worship at her feet, whether you have that particular fetish already or not -- and you'll be down there so often you'll probably develop it.
The Virgo man is much like his female counterpart, in that he appears much cooler and in control than he really is. He won't swoop in there like the last great lover, but that doesn't mean he's not capable of being one. His detached exterior hides a sensuous, sensitive, receptive interior; he's just a tad on the cautious side. He may be drawn to more vivacious and outgoing partners to counteract his own shy side, and because he takes so long choosing a partner, he may seem like he has unrealistic standards or is a trifle demanding. We've given other signs a break on this, so we'll just attribute this little flaw as a sign that he cares. When he does care, his loyalty will be unflagging. He will still be there in the morning, when others may have made a dash for freedom and left the clean-up for you. Very important to the more aggressive of you out there: this fellow is very trainable. He wants to please you, and if seeing him stretched all taut and tense and tied down on the spanking bench pleases you, chances are he will accommodate you -- as long as you show him that you appreciate that he's going that extra mile just to make you happy; paddle him with loving kindness.
The key to the door of the Virgo heart is to underwhelm instead of overwhelm; do what you say; doesn't have to be more than, just absolutely not ever less than. When they say they don't want to talk about something, understand that they mean it. If you want to fuck her in the kitchen, just fix the countertop or change the washer in the tap. Do something practical. Cook something and have it ready when he comes home. Maybe old-fashioned, but it will be worth it when your legs are spread and you've become the dessert -- and that goes for both of you -- pass the whipped cream.
Virgos love cleanliness -- share or give them a bath -- nobody's too big to be undressed, soaped, and scrubbed in all the right places with a bath brush with a bit of a bristle to it -- or to have their ass powdered with the softest of puffs -- but why stop there?
Virgo-Aries Virgo is initially intrigued by the brashness that is Aries. Because they are intrigued and perhaps bowled over with the Aries capacity for down and dirty sex, it takes Virgo a little while to realize that they're not walking a two way street. Aries takes and rarely gives back which turns Virgo...let's just say...off.
Virgo-Taurus Something here clicks immediately. They both recognize each other's self-containment and the need to control, and in fact will relish controlling each other. Taurus' strong passions continually ignite Virgo -- what better than to be tied down then told not to come until the other person says you can? Is that what's going on behind their closed doors and drawn window blinds? You are not invited. Just leave them to it.
Virgo-Gemini These two are mutually intellectual, but Virgo still thinks things through a bit too much. Gemini needs the freedom to move about the world -- not leave -- just move about. When they say "I'll call you," they mean it -- but Virgo wants to know exactly when, then frets if it doesn't happen exactly when it should happen...which turns Gemini...let's just say...off...no, seriously off...forget it...this time, off means off.
Virgo-Cancer Virgo is somewhat comfortable with the Cancer tendency towards effusiveness, but would like the Crab to get a grip emotionally. This just makes the Cancer partner lose it even more; they don't try to force Virgo into anything, but they won't go away either. Virgo may be uncomfortable with the open displays of affection, but in the dark of the movie theatre, who else really sees the cock-rubbing or nipple pinching that goes on? Virgo will insist on going straight home to finish the job because they're not doing it in the parking lot again -- they got caught last time.
Virgo-Leo Leo would like Virgo to keep up sexually, and takes it personally if and when they don't. All Leo has to remember is that Virgo is happy to leave the starring role to them, but still wants to be paid attention to -- not direct the drama. So go ahead and bend over in that short-short skirt -- let everyone see if your thong matches the bra that's fighting to stop your beautiful tits from bursting out the top of your skin tight sweater. Virgo feels good about buying the outfit, and that they are there with you. How much you want to purr later on depends on how well you do at letting everyone else know who you came with, and who you're going home with. (Note the reference to going home again.)
Virgo-Virgo Unlike some other same-sign partnering, this one does have a real possibility of prevailing. If they can curb their natural tendency towards analyzing each other -- who came first and why, who didn't come and why -- they can be quite happy in their own realm.
Virgo-Libra Libra is far too frivolous and shallow for Virgo. Libra is party headquarters; in or out of bed, and to them the phrase "doing the wild thing" is really doing that thing -- wildly. Virgo did not sign up for this, and Libra has neither the patience nor inclination to persuade them otherwise, especially when there are so many others out there who bring their own butt plugs and strap-ons with them.
Virgo-Scorpio Scorpio is obsessive where Virgo is compulsive -- but neither is put off by these differences -- it's all in the interpretation after all. Scorpio wants sex now, and when they realize that Virgo is amenable to that if there is going to be some sort of experience, then Scorpio will provide that, pulling Virgo into the adventure of Scorpio sex. The loyalty and possession that comes with the adventure translate into security for Virgo. This works wonderfully for Scorpio, who absolutely adores anyone who trusts them enough to let them do anything they want -- even if it does hurt a little bit.
Virgo-Sagittarius Sagittarius is too much of a free-spirit and soon leaves Virgo, and their life-is-hard-work persona, behind. Sag is deeply in the moment, deeply in you, but can't really say for sure when the next time is going to be. The Hunter will not take the time to pry beneath the Virgo cool exterior in search of the passions that always simmer below. Too bad for Sag, but they've already moved on.
Virgo-Capricorn They relish each other's company, inspire each other, and work for the common good, which is quite often simply to please each other, but the trick is in getting either to open up, emotionally and...literally sounds interesting. These two can be as dirty as the next duo or trio or combination thereof, if they take the time to try -- don't they say that getting there is half the fun?
Virgo-Aquarius Their mutual wackiness may keep them together, but it will be a tough go to stay together for any real length of time. Aquarius is too much of a free spirit, free thinker, free love kind of person for Virgo, who is very much a one-at-a-time lover. They might have been fucking Bob last week and Sarah now, but one was gone before the other arrived. Aquarius will happily have them both -- preferably at the same time.
Virgo-Pisces Virgo stresses, while Pisces says "so what, it's a wet spot, move over." Virgo wants to change the sheets. Virgo could use a little loosening up, though, and if Pisces can keep their tendency towards over-emotionality under control, then there is a possibility it could work. Perhaps Pisces can ease Virgo out of the missionary position right over to doing the Missionary -- is there one close by? -- That might be asking too much, but it gives Pisces something to work towards.
©2004 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers has combined honest to goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake
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