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Clean Sheets-ology August 2007 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(08/01/07)
The skies are busy, busy, busy this month with aggressive, possessive and argumentative energy. The opening aspect of Mars Inconjunct Pluto may find you with an urge to compete over anything and everything. Do you really want them, or do you want them because someone else does? Busy Mars Sextiles Mercury on the 3rd. Be assertive and pursue all partnership opportunities that arrive; you see, you like, you want. Lovely Venus squares Mars on the 7th. Tension is high but so is lust and love will be expressed very physically; yes, Big Daddy bang the drum loudly. Mars again is forefront as it Opposes Jupiter on the 23rd -- any unexpressed desires escalate. It's Mars again in a Square Mercury positioning on the 25th -- ego aggressiveness abounds. In a nut shell: you'll compete for the piece you want, you will be consumed with lust and desire and spend every waking moment pumping, sucking, slurping, and sliding in and out of every nook and cranny available; anything left unfulfilled at this point will drive you crazy. Your inability to control the object of your attention will drive you mad as the hot sticky days of summer progress. Then the August 28 Full Moon in Pisces will add just that extra bit of sensitivity to the mix. You'll either be rolled up in a quivering fetal ball or screaming your undying love from the rooftops -- one thing's for sure, you won't soon forget the summer of 2007.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) You need to work on a few new ways of communicating. Even if a tongue in those special dark places is how you usually say I love you, try coming up with something new, or different, or better yet, a different way of doing what you usually do. It's like it's the same message in a new language and it's all the language of coming -- just try doing it with an accent.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) July was a busy hot month for you -- maybe not exactly as you envisioned but busy all the same. It's your turn to stretch out and relax -- let someone else sweat the small stuff. The small stuff here being the little finger or tongue movements that send one's partner over the edge. Accept that others have personality quirks. Does it matter that they jump out of bed to wash off immediately? No it doesn't; just relax and get them to bring you back a warm soapy wash cloth. In fact get them to give you a little clean up while you're taking a much deserved breather.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) It doesn't matter if you're deciding which position to ride them in or whether you want to ride just them for the rest of your life -- you still take way too much time deciding some points. Sometimes you just have to leap in and do what one of those voices in your head says. Do it right here, or, don't do it because the neighbors might see or hear you? Baby, just go on and do it...right there...right like that....
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Stop fighting the feeling. You know that there is a certain look, or sound, or way of being that makes you hard or wet but you resist it. Go out and make contact with things that make you feel alive. If this is a fetish or lifestyle that you are avoiding, take tiny steps towards it. If it's a certain physical aspect, then seek it out. After all, how many times can you wake up the next morning wishing that the person snoring softly in your ear was really someone else?
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) Leos are very comfortable in the star position; one of power, one of control, one of being looked at and adored. The other side of that bed is obtaining the knowledge and skill to be those things. Never mind the whole taboo Mrs. Robinson scenario, if someone appears who can mentor you, or teach you technique then sign up. A good lover is more than one that can leave you weak; a good lover takes you with them...and that is a skill you need to learn how to do.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) How many choices can one person legally have? You will be ready to jump into every feather bed you can find before taking the time to make an informed decision. And informed does mean that you should know more than their name...or names...if that's the case. On the other hand if it's just a summer love stop you're looking for then let your decision also be based on how much you feel obligated to tell them about yourself.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) Keep those lines of communication open. You don't have to stick to one partner if you don't want to, but you should let everyone involved know what you're up to. Don't fall for the power tactic of those that say you can't see me if you're seeing them. Stick to what you want to do. You might not be in the mood for family reunions and parties, but show up anyway. If Cousin Billy brings some hot thing with him you might discover another use for that space under the stairs you used to hide in. PS: don't tell Cousin Billy.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) This month do things a little differently and take full credit for all those good ideas you come up with. Mix business and pleasure and explore all avenues. Do the guy from the next cubicle; go down on the girl at the front reception desk; go right to the top and lift the boss's skirt as you bend her over her own desk. Make sure before you do anything that they can be trusted to be as discreet as you can be. You don't really want the talk in the lunch room to revolve around who else you did or may have done.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Do things in your usual manner -- you know you've got it going on in the making out category. You're taken aback somewhat by the noise that your new partner makes while you're putting it to them. You're not one to doubt your own abilities, but are they faking it here? Are you better than you thought? Everyone does get better with practice and sometimes you run into someone who makes love with their whole uninhibited self so accept it for what it probably is -- a very vocal appreciation of the experience of you.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) You want to step out of the box and try new things. You're intrigued and want to learn more. Strapping on a cock and plowing some sweet furrow is what you want to do but as simple as it sounds, there's still an emotional, mental and physical route you need to take that will make the getting to it as much fun as the getting it. So take time and relax on your summer journey to new things.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) If you're having trouble deciding what to do or who to do, or even how to do them then dig a little deeper and get all the information you can. Make a list of the pros and cons of each and work this out. Figure out what you want first then fit the pieces together. You can have them all but with the wild Mars energy this month don't try fitting them all in that king-size bed at the same time or you may find they'll all decide they don't need you.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Pisces people need to really trust their own instincts this month. There is a lot of ego energy flying around and this can make you retreat just to get away from all the disagreements. If you don't want to go somewhere don't go; if you don't want to be with them, or do what they want you to do, then don't do it. Feel free to practice a little summer self love till all the uproar fades away.
©2007 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets and a Staff Writer for Pulp Magazine. You are invited to visit her MySpace space and her Web site.
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