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Clean Sheets-ology August 2006 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(08/01/06)
All signs
Sun Square Jupiter on August 2nd could very well result in everyone biting off more than they can chew. You're not showing off, are you? Arguments may occur and should not be combined with the full mouth thing. With Venus in Leo on August 12th you'll find yourself being showered, or showering someone else with gifts. Don't have the coin? Take it literally then and go shower with someone. If you couple this aspect with the high energy that will crackle through the air on August 13 when Mars Opposes Uranus, there'll be more things popping than bubbles. Picture this: you're feeling assertive -- they're feeling assertive -- can you have two fired up people leading the way? Oh yeah. Never mind the wild-animal-thing people love to say they had last night -- think hard, sweaty, wake-up-sore-the-next-day sex. Think puffy-lipped-pussy sore; the kind where you will do it again 'cause it's that hurts-so-good kind of sex. There you go. Take the rest of the month off and relax in the waning heat of summer. Stay naked, and as often as you can, bite off more than you can chew.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) You do like a lot, lot, lot of attention; but that's neither news nor newsworthy. On occasion you see people as you want them to be instead of how they really are. If they make your panties drip or your dick spring to attention in your chinos, that's cool, but pay attention to the real clues. Not the ones that indicate that this new lover is stepping out on someone else; the one where they say that all their past lovers were crazy as they make an impression of your house key in a bar of soap...that's a real clue.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) You spend quite a lot of time hiding the secret you -- partly a control issue and partly a control issue. This month -- say -- round about the middle week or so (see All Signs) you may find yourself in a situation that gives all control to someone else. Those who play with deep penetration say that it's like the other person is right inside them -- in their head. It's an emotional as well as physical experience -- are you ready?
Gemini (May21 -- June 20) Sometimes you have to think on your feet but the two of you usually have that covered. One's thinking about how to get between those thighs and the other's already done it in your head and getting ready to do it again. You have no problem changing directions on a moment's notice. The one you want says "no" (you know you'll be back checking that out again) and you move on with ease. The very fact that you turn away will cause your original point of interest to wonder who you think you are not wanting them that badly -- and that always turns things right back in your direction.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Why does the world conspire to confuse you? Those you come in contact with this month will appear mysterious and hard to communicate with. Were they faking it, did they tell you they came when they didn't? Do they always come that way or do you just think they do? Keep in mind that it is them and not you -- endeavor to tongue your way through any sticky situation.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) As the showboat of the skies it's hard to call attention to yourself then not be able to do the job. If you really think that you can't fuck them again -- even you can be too tired -- then say so. Better to have them think that you've tried as hard as you can than have them wonder to themselves why you've fallen asleep mid-thrust. Offer two comes tomorrow for one sleep today...just make sure you really do it.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) Your motivation continues to come from your desire to break from the past -- emotionally, physically, and mentally. Yes they were great in bed and fulfilled all your fantasies, but is it possible that they were able to do that because you let them know exactly what you wanted; you were relaxed, and let them lube, plug, and double-penetrate you because it was just sex? Letting go also means not bringing baggage forward -- not installing boundaries as to what the "big" relationship should be. Oh, you're still dividing things into "sex" and "love"...note...you can love the one who fists you.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) While you're foaming at the mouth about why other people don't understand your needs, take a moment to realize that it's a two way street. There are two "C" words to keep in mind this month: compromise and come -- if you compromise you will come; they will come; everyone involved will come. In general, people want to know that you're listening, and that you empathize with them. Even if you don't get what the problem is let them finish telling you before you get busy -- or they'll still be telling you while you're getting busy. Compromise (by listening until they're done) and come (because they're done telling).
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Jupiter rides high in your chart right now, shining a benevolent light on all who have the sense to ask for what they want. If you have to redo something you've already done then don't delay more by moaning about having to do it again. If you can adapt and see the big picture you will reach your goal. If they say you can't finger their ass but don't mind that you run your tongue round that little rosebud -- then do that. One thing does lead to another -- maybe not right away and not this time -- but keep the lube on hand in the night stand.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Any good hunter has more than one way to play out the game. Anyone who thinks that going out and getting who they want isn't a game of the hunted hasn't come up against you yet. When they find themselves trussed up, oiled, filled everywhere that can be filled and panting for more, they'll realize they've been caught. You may run into a snag or two with your modus operandi this month; if one tactic doesn't work then have another one ready to go.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) When is it okay to possess or be possessed? The key is satisfying both ends of this particular psyche. Just because it doesn't fit everyone's lifestyle doesn't mean that it's wrong. Maybe it's something you want to live, maybe it's something you want to try and if someone is willing to meet you half way on this then go ahead. Certainly, if the PTA rep arrives unannounced to find you naked, on hands and knees, ball-gagged and nipple-clipped, that's a potential problem. Your words start with the letter "D": discreet and discipline -- if you remain discreet, you will maintain the level of discipline that you require -- ouch -- thank you.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) Okay, you know what? I don't think you enjoyed that quite as much as you should have. Something's bothering you, you're distracted, you should have come way better than that, I think there's something more in there and I want you to lay back and relax. I'm just going to go back down and smell that scent of yours for a little while, maybe suck some of that sweet juice up...one more time baby, that's all, open your legs for me. You will either need to say these words or hear them this month. More importantly, no need to reinvent the wheel here -- just do what you know works, and then do it again.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Pisces people do feel things a little more intensely than other signs -- unfortunately it's not one thing of many -- it truly is everything. You are a sensitive bunch. If the Mars Uranus Opposition mid-month proves too much for you than say so. Everyone always goes on about taking relationships to new and higher levels. Spanking and paddling are different; paddling and whipping are different -- each one intensifying the experience and you don't have to go there if you don't want to. Do you need a "safe word" like "pomegranate" or "sassafras"? Maybe, but "Do that again and I'll choke you out," works just as well -- if it's too much, then say so.
©2006 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets and a Staff Writer for Pulp Magazine. You are invited to visit her teeny tiny My Space space.
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