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Clean Sheets-ology: July 2005 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(07/06/05)
July is hot all over, and if it's not hot temperature-wise, it's up to you to do something about it. Don't add clothes -- take them off, and warm things up that way. The New Moon in Cancer on July 6th brings with it emotional inspiration. You may find yourself in a much more caring and generous mood. If you didn't come this time and find yourself saying, "Making you feel good makes me feel good," chances are you might just mean it. Joining the New Moon is a Mercury conjunct Venus aspect on July 9th -- you'll know what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. "I want to suck the juice out of those thong panties you've been wearing all day," for example, will come out more like, "You look exhausted, honey; let me run you a bath." Carry that little triangle of cloth in your mouth on the way to the laundry basket, suck them dry, then hurry back and give her a thorough wash in all the good places. The Sun in Leo from July 22 offers everyone a change from the usual. If you're usually quiet but the voice inside your head screams deeper, harder on a regular basis; it's time to verbalize beyond the baby, oh baby you're prone to mumble. Your partner may be inspired to give you what you really want, now that they know what that is.
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Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Is it possible that a new romance is on the horizon? What a relief to have something show up that you're always looking for. You're surprised by a possible age gap this time around, and that you've met your match. Think twice about revealing all your proclivities too quickly, or you'll find yourself blindfolded, hanging from the rafters in the basement, and hoping that the fingers up your ass belong to your immediate partner.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Mercury conjunct Venus helps your communication skills more so than the other signs -- you couldn't say the wrong thing if you tried. This will be enhanced by Saturn entering Leo on July 16th -- listen to your inner voice. If you've wanted to tell someone something, now's the time. Tell him exactly what you want. As he fills his coffee cup in the lunchroom, tell him you'd like him to fill you; tonight -- after work. If he thinks that's a coded message, then move on to someone who understands plain talk and appreciates the fact that you speak it.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) You're working long and hard, and vacation time, or simply free time itself, is scarce. One of you wants to play and the other one wants to work. Is there a happy medium? You've waited, they've waited; you're hard, they're wet; you dispense with the niceties, and are in as far as you can go, they're incoherent -- sounds like thank you, Jesus. If there is a happy medium, now's the time to find it.
Cancer (June 20 -- July 22) There is a lot of intermittent pressure and back and forth motion for you this month -- like thinking you'd convinced the lawn boy to cut your personal grass, then watching him drive off till next week. You thought he was coming inside and he didn't -- but he will -- and you'll get all the back and forth motion you can handle. Having your nipples pinched in turn could be described as intermittent pressure, so perhaps he'll be the cause of that as well.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) Strong emotions surface this month. Passion (the good kind), jealousy, lust (the not-so-good kind), anger, despair; you name it. You certainly won't be accused of being non-feeling. You may disagree with the methodology of things; ropes or neckties; restraint or constriction; blindfold or earplugs. Whatever, wherever, or whenever you usually do it -- do it different.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) Your head is spinning with the choices that abound this month. Continue to take your time choosing, and if you can't, or don't want, to choose -- don't. Even though you're not looking to replace anyone, the fact that you let that dark stranger tongue you till you came in the front seat of your car...denotes a certain willingness to sail foreign waters.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) You may want to expand your skills this month -- learn a new dance step perhaps -- but I was thinking more along the lines of boning up on how to give better anal. If that particular activity is not in your repertoire of skills already, learning how will also help with the desire for change in routine that this month's stars bring to the mix. Everyone's hot and bothered and looking for something else, but remember, sometimes friends should stay friends. Don't cross all the lines in the sand that you find on the beach.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Lack of risk makes life stagnant. When someone asks for a fresh fruit salad and you offer up yourself draped in cherries, berries, and drizzled in sweet creamy syrup -- are you taking a risk, or experiencing a presentation problem? Bring the bowl, bring the spoon and take the risk of telling them what you were thinking of when you opened up that slightly over-ripe mango they've got dripping down their chin. Tell them that when you ran your thumbs through the slippery sweet flesh it felt like inside yourself after they've ridden you...hmmm...wet and slightly bruised.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Be ready to make the move you've been waiting to make -- just not yet. Continue to study the situation and try to decide whether you're completing a cycle or starting something new. When you started where you are now, it was a natural progression of events. You talked about being dominated; you suggested a collar. If your partner is comfortable, then it's time for walkies, if not, it's time for you to walk. You need someone who will pull the leash, and you are entitled to be owned the way you want to be owned.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) You may find a fair amount of misrepresentation and deception this month. Look beyond superficialities for hidden treasure. Yes, that does encompass physical things -- how do you know you don't like some junk-in-the-trunk if you've never tried to fit yourself in there? Don't forget that life's a two-way street, Mr. Fabulous -- they might just want you 'cause you're chiseled in all the right places -- and dump your ass once they've had you. You didn't give them any money, did you? Try to keep your cash and coitus as far apart as possible this month.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) Your personal and emotional life will be mentally stimulating during the hot days of July. Forget e-mails -- pen your lover a letter so steamy that the postman breaks out in a sweat just carrying it. A letter that explains what you want to do to them; what will be licked; what will be fingered; how they'll be fucked. Not "Im goin 2 lik u." It's in the details -- "I will run the tip of my tongue between the sweet round cheeks of your ass, ease them apart, and rim you until you're wet and open enough to take whatever I decide to slide in."
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) It's your turn to enjoy some peace and quiet. The windows are open and the neighborhood is abuzz with outdoor activities; grass-cutting, weed-whacking, stoop-talking, basketball-bouncing. You should be enjoying the peace that you find in slow, deep, eye-to-eye love-making. The noise you make coming will be so out of place and time that only the quietest out there will hear you -- they'll be the ones with the dirty little smiles.
©2005 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers has combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
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