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Clean Sheets-ology May 2006 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(05/06/06)
The Scorpio Full Moon on May 11 produces potent emotional power, and not just for the wicked Scorpions among us. If you're into, or have always been interested in Tantra, the Scorpio Moon will help you attain the upper level of connection that you're looking for. If you've always made love with your eyes shut or in the dark -- open the curtains, and go for a slow dance on the moonbeams. Neptune Retrograde begins on May 22 and lasts until October 29 of this year. The outer planets move very slowly but produce strong long lasting effects. With this energy, what you dream becomes muddied with what is reality...when you wake up you won't be 100% sure if you did fuck like a wild thing on the steps or not. If you can't remember switching from face up to face down and there's no accompanying rug burn, then chances are you dreamed the whole thing -- this time.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Who takes a vacation at this time of year? You'd like to but it doesn't seem very likely. You can however take a mind and body vacation. There's a saying that advises that a change is as good as...I don't know what, but it's worth a try. True Tops and Bottoms or Doms and Subs may not be comfortable switching it up, but everyone else can give it a go...at the very least, change who plans or leads.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) This is a busy, busy time for you. It's your birthday month and you will be in demand. It seems like everyone wants a piece -- and you will do your best to accommodate each and every one of them...a little ass for some and a little tongue for the others. Unless you're playing in a group situation try to finish with one before starting with the other -- not so they've got your full attention -- so you get all of theirs.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) There is a key to the Gemini psyche that no one has but you. Others underestimate how much you invest emotionally in relationships and often mistake your outward casualness for lack of interest. This is not a bad thing...unless you'd like to keep someone in your camp. Sometimes you've got to give a little to get a little which is not to be confused with you go down on me and I'll go down on you. Letting them know how wonderful it feels will lead to you getting more of all those yummy feel-good things.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Cancerians feel all things all ways. Because you are concerned with issues that connect with home and providing, you are affected by how comfortable others are. You've filled the bath, changed the sheets, poured the champagne, and lit the candles; if there's a problem because you used red rose petals instead of pink or yellow it's got nothing to do with you -- you did your part.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) You're a little uneasy this month -- if you could just figure out where this nervous energy is coming from you'd feel better. You've taken full advantage of the fact that it's Masturbation Month by trying to wear down that edginess by yourself but that's not working either. Be patient and things will clear in front of you...think that whole tree for the forest thing...yeah, it's freaking hot sex, but you're screwing the wrong one again...now go do the right one.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) As you expand your horizon (no, not on Myspace...the face to face kind), you'll find yourself motivated in new ways. That might sound too generalized but keep in mind that what's new to one Virgo is old hat to another. As loath as you are to block those old text message buddies and their dirty little suggestions -- just think how much more involved you'd be with your current partner if you weren't spending time reading and then thinking about someone else. Let the past go and really move forward.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) Round about mid-month when you're riding that certain someone you may be struck by the feeling that this is so good it must be destiny -- at last your dream love bunny has arrived and they're yours all yours for always and forever. Are you ready for that...really, really ready? If you are, cool...if you find yourself thinking twice while catching your breath after, then take your time before you verbalize the big stuff.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Spontaneity doesn't scare you as long as you get to plan it in advance. Many a time you've woken up after a wild night of unplanned, unscripted fuckery; which was okay at the time because you'd thought about the possibility ahead of time. Other people do not think things through to the extent you do. The fact that your partner has suggested anal this time doesn't mean they tried it somewhere since they left you last...it means they want to try it. Relax already...that'll help with that backdoor business as well.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) There are things going down that you have no control over. People in your world are stressed out, wigging out; generally out of whack. What to do, what to do...try this: blindfold them so they can't see what's bothering them; gag them so they can't tell you they don't have time; restrain them (gently of course) if you have to; and make love to them till they forget what the big brouhaha is. Reduce their world to the flick of your tongue between their thighs. That should do the trick.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) Sometimes you find yourself plowing a field in which you're only planting an annual crop. Sometimes you let lay fallow a field that you have a certain crop in mind for. Is that too obtuse? More directly then -- you want that one over there but you don't want a one night stand; you'd like to plant a seed or two and tend to that garden until it yields the exact fruit you want. You want to place the collar around their neck in such a way that they will eventually hand you the lead...these things take time.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) If your intuition is talking to you, you really ought to listen; it could tell you to run away or to stay put. The important thing is to pay attention. Many times the most weird and wonderful combinations of sex and adventure come your way and you rarely have to spend much time planning how to get what you want; something else will come along. This month when something special catches your eye, don't take the easy road; do a little quite careful planning to get who you want.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Are you happy with your look, or wonder what you look like? Figure out how to work the timer on your digital camera and take some pics of yourself. Take some time, get comfortable in your head with what you're doing and experiment with some different angles. Wonder what you look like ass up -- take the shot and find out. Remember whoever is doing you from behind already thinks you're hot -- when you think you look good it really does make you hotter.
©2006 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
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