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Clean Sheets-ology May 2007 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(05/01/07)
If you find yourself feeling a bit full of something -- weird energy, vibrations just below the surface, and I don't mean the battery powered kind, it may be the influence of the May 2 Full Moon in Scorpio. Lucky you getting to experience that buzzed feeling that most Scorpios live with all the time. Scorpio's themselves may feel double ramped up so a word of warning to the rest of you; get out of the way; they'll run right through you. Venus, that little love bug, enters homey Cancer on May 8 -- suddenly the desire to turn your institutional style cot and blanket bedroom into a steamy love den shows up. Remember, if you feel good, you look good...and if you look good laying' back on those new sheets you'll begin to expect that you deserve to come better, faster, and enjoy getting there even more. Mars Square Pluto on the 13th brings all those not so nice things you did back to bite you in the ass and it's not going to be a good ouchy when it happens. Another Full Moon on May 31 -- this time in Gemini -- encourages group growth...or group gropes...as long as you're all on the same page it's all good
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Your recent birthday energy prevails. Peel away all the layers of cold weather clothing to reveal new skin underneath. If you're trying to get in somewhere be aware that reputation and word of mouth go a long way. It's not just the visual that you present that will seal your deal. If they see you doing something "nice" then that translates to "must be a gentle and patient lover." So go ahead and "do good" somewhere and before you know it you'll be getting done real good.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Do you work with this relationship or do you replace it? Step back, take a moment and figure out where the quality lies. Can't stand looking at them in the light but they can fuck you blind in the dark of night? You're not going to learn to love them when you play this game; they're going to figure it out and they're not going to like it. So what if you've got to do yourself for a time? Quit wasting everyone's time. Wait it out till the right one comes along.
Gemini (May21 -- June 20) Be careful that the combined energies this month don't gang up on you. You're a bit antsy, frustrated, impatient, etc. Generally your usual hard to deal with selves. You're looking for a fight. You make love like war has broken out in your bed. You'll have gone well past the "it's all about me" stage before you know it. Apologies from you should be muffled by whatever you've got your tongue buried in and any remorseful love notes should be begin with "I love to fuck you because..." You fill in the rest.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) You continue to try and help those you think are less fortunate than yourself. I've said it before and I'll say it again...the mercy screw is a feel good thing until the screwee figures out that the only reason you're doing this is because you think you're doing them a favor. Be very, very careful how you present yourself. Try a little navy seal tactic -- get in, do the damage, get out. By all means say thank you, but if you're not coming back, don't say that you are.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) It's getting warmer ... much, much warmer. The less clothes you have on the better -- inside, outside it doesn't really matter as long as everyone's getting an eyeful. If something more profound is going on, like you never came that way before -- don't keep that news to yourself as you bask in the rosy after glow. Make sure that your partner knows they've done something special for you and they'll be much more inclined to do it again.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) You are still having a little trouble around being seen and heard. Make them understand that your restlessness is down to not being recognized or feeling like you count. You're not just another hole to be drilled or a dick to do the drilling. If the normal "we need to talk" and "I don't feel like you validate me" aren't working then skip right on to "pay attention or get the fuck out." Realistically, it clears the way to better things.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) You want to inhale their breath, drown in the scent of their skin, lick their boots; be their pussy-whipped nut-slapped slave. All is good. Right? Right? A sudden "hey wait a minute" moment around the New Moon of the 16th may have you second-guessing your slice of subjugated heaven. Don't throw away the keys to the chains that bind you before you think this thing through. Ponder a moment as you hang there suspended and spread -- let's face it you've got a minute or two to yourself...do you like it here?
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Vulnerable is not a word that any Scorpio anywhere will admit to being. Nothing pisses you off more than being at the mercy of someone who knows exactly which buttons to push and when to push them. It pisses you off that they can do it and that they know that you know they're doing it. It pisses you off that they use that same button pushing finger to stroke you to orgasmic heaven. Now you're really pissed...and you'd like them to do it again
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) You work harder than you play sometimes. Being as steady and straightforward as you are may cause you to think that those you come in contact with are overly dramatic. One way to rectify this is to involve yourself with someone who looks at things a little different than you do. Not a whip-carrying 24/7 Dominator, that might be a little too much. But there may be a 5-day-work-week- get-it-on-missionary-style- Saturday-night-ass-paddling- don't-worry-you'll-be-able- to-sit-down-for-your-Monday-morning-commute kind of person out there. I'd keep looking if I was you. .
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) Those not of the Capricorn persuasion don't believe you when you say that being by yourself is not a bad thing. In fact, there are definite times that you prefer this. Understanding yourself helps you to help others understand you. You know what they say -- if you don't know how to make yourself come how will someone else know? They might know the basics, but you can teach them the subtleties. When the time is right, teach them a master class in how to do you.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) This month it's not all about you; sort of anyway. You recognize when someone else needs a break and in stepping back voluntarily or without protesting you'll find that the coming back, if that is what is meant to happen, will be all the sweeter. Does absence make the heart grow fonder? More realistically it is a test of how long that energizer bunny battery really does keep going.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Sometimes you do need to start things up yourself. This will be a bit of an exercise for you but you'll find that the fears or doubts you have initiating things are unfounded. It is exciting to put yourself out there once in a while. First call, first touch, first kiss, first time you find out you like to have your nipples pinched, your hair pulled; first time you figure out the difference between being tied up and tied down. The list is endless...but this time you get to start it.
©2007 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and came up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake. She is a Contributing Editor and Astrologer for Clean Sheets and a Staff Writer for Pulp Magazine. You are invited to visit her MySpace space and her Web site.
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