by Nola Summers
(03/06/05)
In like a lion and out like a lamb -- does that mean anything at all? Does it mean roar through life to begin the month: king of the jungle, rule the pride, show them who's cracking the whip -- and then finish things off all meek and mild-mannered? If you think it's weather-related, then hide under the covers while it's cold outside, then go find some newly-budded, dew-bedecked meadow to gambol naked through as the month draws to a close.
The Spring Equinox occurs on March 20th, and an equal balance of day and night, or light and dark, will result. You can go either way; you can go light or heavy; you can go hard or soft -- just mix it up. Nibble, nibble -- bite. Stroke, stroke -- spank. I'm not hurting you yet, am I? I know you can take it. This is traditionally a day of fertility festivals, and you really don't need much more of an excuse to get busy than that.
The Sun enters Aries on the 20th, bringing with it a renewal of solar energy that pushes everyone upward -- now's the time to start new things. New relationships, or maybe a new-to-you fetish -- have you done Wet and Messy yet? Anyone on their hands and knees in the fecund, spring rain-soaked perennial border presents an invitation that's hard to resist. Two hands can spread a lot of slippery mud a lot of places -- very wet, very messy, and goodness knows what will grow in that spot when the summer sun helps to sprout some specially anointed seeds.
Venus follows the Sun into Aries on the 22nd, bringing with it romance and love, spurred on by the energies of the Sun. We want to do away with the niceties and jump right in, but once we've landed, we find we need the space that should have been negotiated at the get go. "Me so horny. Me love you long time." Remember those lines? Same thing -- let me in -- I'm done -- now let me out.
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Beware of repeating complaints. No, they did not come first again just like every other time. No one's complaining that they have to pinch your nipples hard every time so you can come, so just chill. Stay low key and you will get what you want -- the way you handle things predicts how others will react. Pay attention -- the world is bigger than you.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Close chapters on an old argument -- sometimes it really isn't worth the sturm und drang. Take the time you've been wasting on ancient angst and point it toward new connections. Instead of trying to figure out how to get back at someone, spend time figuring out how to get into someone new -- really into someone -- fist-deep in. That'll make you forget a few things, and at the same time wonder at the pliability of certain body parts.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Single Geminis are the life of the party this month, and arguably that's a state of mind with most Twins. The partnered among you may find yourselves thinking in a more singular vein. Mid-month stirs old emotions you thought were done. Persons who came may be gone, and those gone may come again. Lots of back and forth, but as long as everyone's coming at some point we should get through this unsettling phase with only the welts that enhance a pale backside left to linger on.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22)
Take the reins, adjust the bit, shorten the stirrups -- it's time to be in charge. Giving up control could be emotional for whomever you've taken it away from, so be patient. You want change, but need to still be able to see when enough is enough. Ease up on the crop for now -- your little show pony will ask for it as soon as they get used to being ridden.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
The New Moon in Pisces on March 10th finds you restless. Strong feelings regarding sex and money and how much you have or don't have of each plague you. What is the connection between the two? Say you've had a green pint or two too many on the 17th, and you're up dancing on the bar with the leprechauns. Say an appreciative Irishman misconstrues your intent and stuffs a few bills up or down your shorts. Could that be the connection? Probably not, but you'll be able to find out what "Bend over baby" sounds like spoken with an Irish accent.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
It's not sex you're looking for this month, it's romance. Certainly there is an expectation of an eventual hard fuck when all the mystery you're providing is muddled through, and that expectation exists on both sides. Begin slowly, but don't make the game too hard, or you'll confuse the final goal and whoever you're playing with might lose interest. Remember to always provide a glimpse of the prize: A flash of thigh when you sit, a whiff of quim on a finger as you hand feed them -- the possibilities are endless.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
This restless month could serve you up a no-win battle of wills. Don't let winning a battle outweigh the consequences of the fight. It really, really doesn't matter in the long run, and if it stops you just once from being balls deep or filled to the brim then you've already lost. Make-up sex is great, but what about all the fucking time you wasted not fucking. Don't look to the office when the home front is chilly -- no one's ass looks good photo-copied, and the smell of laser printer ink and sex in that small supply room is sure to be noticed. They might not be able to figure out exactly what that aroma is, but they'll know you've been up to something.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Come up for air from all that deep thinking you've been doing, move toward action, but try not to be too aggressive. This won't be easy, but try to temper lust with patience just this once. Once you've got them naked, take the time to tongue everything -- slowly. Stop well beyond pretending you can do without it, because even you can't fake that. Look for something or someone new with the New Moon on March 10, and don't be afraid to tongue that either.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Unpredictable communications follow the Hunter as well, and the urge to argue should be held in check. The stars suggest you may forge new connections with powerful women. No, not your boss-kind of powerful -- power as in strong. Maybe a hard-bodied athlete type -- if she leg-presses that much for that many reps, how long do you suppose she could ride you up top? Maybe you'll find a woman strong enough to look you in the eye the entire time she's bound and hanging from that hook in the basement...strong enough to ask for more...and then still ride you up top.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You may seek perfectionism from yourself and others this month. If the knot isn't tied properly, be patient as you point this out, and show them how to retie it -- next time it will be perfect. Deep concerns may affect your judgment, so don't over-think or analyze situations that don't warrant the examination. Why didn't you both come at the same time? -- no big reason; it's a game of catch up and slow down, you'll all get there eventually.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Your sign, more than all the others, should make every effort to get communications sorted before the Mercury Retrograde begins on March 19. Make sure you know what you're doing, even if it differs from your norm. You feel sexy and ready for anything, and you'll need to be ready to move as quirky new partners arrive fleetingly on the scene. Hmm...legs spread and offered up on a marble altar by a High Priest under the Full Moon on March 25...are you ready?
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Life is change -- this month for you it will be change after change after change. You’ll have to make some big decisions, but there will be delays in achieving the desired outcome. An innocuous ass-rubbing can lead to a full-blown spanking; replacing asking with telling introduces a Master to the mix; the only way you can get there from here is by walking the road; it will be an enjoyable journey -- and getting will be half the fun.
