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Pisces: Dirty Boys Who Won't Make Breakfast

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by Nola Summers
(03/03/04)

Don't go looking for a Pisces because you think they'll be easy picking with their easy-going dreamy ways. Yes, they will follow your lead, but you'd better keep up your end of the bargain as well. They are loving, devoted, and affectionate, and if you like all these good things, you'll need to reciprocate in kind in order to keep the loving coming your way. Their submissiveness does not mean that they are always on the reddened-ass end of disciplinary measures (Sir); it means they will submit to your wishes, whether you're in the mood for giving or getting; they will facilitate that, and happily so. They are emotional and sensitive individuals and intuitively know when you are taking advantage of them -- they might not do anything about it -- but they are aware. "No," is not a word that flows easily from their lovely lips, so it's easy to ignore when you are pulling that third or fourth come out of them. "Please, no more. I can't take it," comes out closer to, "Please...more." Who can hear down there anyway? Your thighs are plugging my ears and I've no intention of stopping to ask what you said.

The Pisces woman exudes passion, and any partner will be more captivated by her than "attracted to." There is something about this Mary, and it's not her hair goo. She chooses carefully and adjusts to fit the image that is required. You will see and experience exactly what you want: nurse, cheerleader, or nun (could be), dominator, submitter, whatever you desire -- and she will do all of this without losing herself in the process. This is no easy feat, and it's vital that one's lover doesn't get confused and show up at the company picnic in full leather regalia brandishing a paddle with your name on it. Don't worry; she's got it all under control. Sounds pretty good, doesn't it, your very own fantasy woman? Don't forget your end of the equation -- keep the romance and appreciation coming.

Every Pisces man I have known has had an undercurrent of dirty boy running just below his surface. They can easily, with just a side-ways-glance and a whisper, make you think that you are this close to the best fuck of your life. The Pisces man has an innate understanding of his partner's inner feelings and needs, and perhaps it's this skill he's using when he gets you to wet your pants with want. Overall he's a big softie, unless he's hard of course, and he is rarely far from that. This man is intense. To him, the act itself is the culmination of the process, not the end of the chase. He is not making love to you, he is right under your skin, behind your eyes, in your soul -- he is the perfect mind-fuck.

Pisces natives are as deep as the water they swim in, and have lots to say about everything, so keeping this little goldfish is as easy as putting on your listening ears -- pay attention. Remember every anniversary there is -- make them up if you have to. Most important -- keep the romance coming. Being romantic is like making love to yourself. Is it a habit? Could be, but it's not a bad one. Once you learn how to do it, you keep on doing it ‘cause it feels good. Spread the love -- romance everyone else as well -- there are huge benefits.

Pisces rules the feet and toes...yours and theirs. There's a spot about halfway between your ankle and your heel on the inside and outside of your foot that will benefit from a nice gentle circular-motioned rub. Start there (romantically of course) after you've boned up on your reflexology.

PISCES-ARIES

Is Pisces drawn to the Aries ability to make decisions, or overwhelmed with their take-over-everything manner? Aries is flattered by Pisces' devotion and adoration and this will continue to work until Pisces realizes that they both love the same cock...I mean...person.

PISCES-TAURUS

Both the Fish and the Bull are highly passionate and enjoy the cotton-wooly comforts of the ultimate love-nest. Taurus is possessive, which makes Pisces feel secure, but feeling loved is what keeps this one on the line. Taurus, you want to bury your face because you like the way your partner tastes, not because it's yours and you can; remember that.

PISCES-GEMINI

These two are attracted to each other for all the right reasons. The mystery that is Pisces appeals to Gemini, and the communication skills of Gemini appeal to Pisces. I said attracted to, I didn't say they're a match made in the skies. Gemini's many directional directions makes Pisces clingy and possessive, which accelerates the Gemini exit.

PISCES-CANCER

Hello! Cancer is sexually demanding. Pisces rarely says "no." Cancer will embrace Pisces willingness to go with the flow and in gratitude will devote themselves to the Fish. In return Pisces will idolize Cancer. This is the match made in the skies.

PISCES-LEO

Just forget it. Pisces is shy and introverted -- okay, deep and introverted. Leo is arrogant, domineering, flirtatious, and a roamer. Pisces might just fuck one because they feel like it, but won't be taken in by the Leo banter and are smart enough to not expect anything after. They will not be making your breakfast.

PISCES-VIRGO

In the beginning they may appeal to each other but they are really opposites. Virgo mistrusts Pisces' emotionality, and the downward slide will begin the first time that Virgo says "not tonight dear." Rejection will only fuel Pisces insecurities, and they'll soon stop asking.

PISCES-LIBRA

These two take to each other immediately, because Libra likes the idea of romance. The fly in the ointment here is that Libra might not be able to handle the responsibility that comes with it. Whilst flirting with everything that's still got a pulse, Libra will have to include Pisces, admittedly that's easier than pretending that you're not flirting, but the main thrust had better stay in the Fish.

PISCES-SCORPIO

Pisces has come home. "It's okay to feel vulnerable while I have you this way, and tell me I'm the only one who's been back here." Scorpio supplies the sex, emotional support, and possessiveness that Pisces needs to feel loved. The interdependent circle is complete. These two can also communicate on an unspoken sensual level, which is handy if one of you is gagged.

PISCES-SAGITTARIUS

Very, very hot. But Pisces is still daydreaming in bed while Sagittarius is out looking for whatever's coming next. Pisces will not play the let's pretend we don't know each other and you pick me up and I give you anonymous head in the alley game just to appease the hunter.

PISCES-CAPRICORN

Opposites, but sometimes that can work. Capricorn likes to control everything controllable but Pisces emotionality lightens this serious approach to life. There will be times when Pisces intuitiveness comes in very handy with Capricorn's inability to verbalize what they need. Some days even telling someone to get on top and ride you hard is hard…Pisces knows.

PISCES-AQUARIUS

If I am Aquarius, I am wondering, "Who else can I do this with." And as a Pisces, I wonder if this plug makes my ass look big, and how I feel about that. Although Pisces inspires and accepts the Aquarian need to experience and experiment, essentially they are looking at the world through different lenses. Pisces looks inward and Aquarius looks out.

PISCES-PISCES

Are these two still in bed? It's all dreamy and satisfying, and warm and wet, and soft and hard in all the right places but nobody's pushing anybody to do anything, which means we're going to be hungry and have nowhere to stay.



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©2004 by Nola Summers

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Nola Summers has combined honest to goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.


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