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Clean Sheets-ology February 2006 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(02/04/06)
 Did you do it twice on Groundhog Day? You should continue that for the balance of the year and always do it twice. Once in the morning, once at night; once from the top, once underneath; once with fingers, once with tongues -- why not take every chance to show your partner (or partners) how much helping them come helps you to come. Do it twice and don't wait till Valentine's Day to do it; that seems like good overall advice. Mercury moves into Pisces on February 8 and brings with it the extra shot of creativity you might need to get the wording correct on the card you'll be handing over on the 14th. With a year's worth of lead time (you knew that the 14th was coming again starting the 15th of February last year) I don't expect to find you figuring out what to do on Valentine's Day itself. The Full Moon in Leo on the 12th will have you wondering if you've come up with the right words after all. Think of it this way -- "I need to lick the sweet honeyed juice that glistens on the dewy lips that guard your woman's pearl," does actually mean the same as "I need to fuck you. Let's get busy." All you have to do is work your own style -- with style. A word of caution -- The New Moon in Pisces on the 27th will do two things. It will make us a bit more sensitive and perhaps less aware of our own personal boundaries. Always better to wake up the next morning with a feeling that you've tried something and liked it than wishing you hadn't tried it at all.
Aries (March 21-April 19) You've been working your butt off to please your partner: running baths and massaging backs; oiling skin and lotioning legs; buying cute little frilly under things or sexy man-thongs. Is anyone noticing your dedication and service -- and what's in it for you? Try this -- get the oil and massage up the back of their thighs when they're facedown. Gently, slowly on each upward motion spread their legs. A little higher each time as well and before you know it your pre-lubed thumb is in -- somewhere -- and the object of your affection is taking notice.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) Always the energizer Bull, the extra energy that you have been extending of late may cause you to overextend yourself. Is there such a thing as too much fucking? Yes -- if it's with too many partners and you've got to buy Valentine's goodies for each and every one of them. Bulk shopping is fine; hit the lingerie store and buy 3 of one item -- just make sure you get rid of the receipt. If it's found and they realize it says 3 red panties and they've only got one you're going to have some splainin' to do. This also applies if you've bought more than one Under Armour ™ product. Very, very hot.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) Have you put your golden tongue to good use lately? If only the "I'm not used to this," could meet the "Try this," half way -- wouldn't that be something? If you find yourself wanting or even thinking that you might like to try something new or just approach things a little differently then ease out of that corner you've painted yourself in. "Come here baby, I've got something for you," is a good thing, and even though it's not like you, you can take it at face value.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) As usual you've been doing for everyone else with little time spent on yourself. I think that the best thing on Valentine's Day is to do something for yourself. Buy a plug or vibrator or dildo or whatever it is you do. By all means use it on someone else but use it on yourself first. Why not pick up a new set of nipple clips, set them to the lightest just-there pressure and take a trip round the grocery store? (You can hide all sorts under a winter coat -- clean up in aisle five -- you wicked thing.)
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) Establishing boundaries before you begin a relationship is easier said than done. If you're a don't touch me in public kind of girl and you find a hand up your skirt; a finger or two buried and a thumb twiddling you till you collapse against the bar, it may be too late to say you didn't like it. As a Lion you will like that you've caught the attention of a few other customers -- who didn't see what caused that look on your face -- but think it looks a lot like you just came.
Virgo (August 23 -- September) 22 You may feel the urge to be in seclusion this month. You've been playing the field with others that don't always play by the rules. This leaves you frustrated and confused and finally fed up. Even though you don't like to be the one that drops the hammer it's time to let it fly from on high. Make the move from secluded to sequestered with that fine piece of work that's been patiently waiting. Close the door on the outside world and do your very best to fuck them silly. . Libra (September 23 -- October 22) You've been working hard and have the rewarded funds in your pocket to show for it. Oops, you spent so much time working that whoever was waiting has moved on. Now what? -- Look elsewhere or try to win them back? If they're a Virgo they've made that decision for you (see above) but that leaves you eleven more signs to work your way through...if you've got the time.
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) You can barely contain yourself at the best of times. As much as not being able to make love frustrates you -- not being able to make love to someone frustrates you even more. It's not easy to convey the message that you don't want more -- but you want to do more -- more hands, more skin, more tongue, and more mouth. Rome wasn't built in a day but a light lick in the sweet-salty crease at the top of his thigh is a lick in the right direction.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21) Why is it that in the month when the focus is on love and relationships, the skies tell us that we should listen to our intuition when it tells us to spend time alone? Should the Hunter not hunt for a little while? Part of hunting is strategy and planning; part of I want is planning how to get. So yes, sit back for a bit and make sure your past issues are really in the past then move forward. You've figured out who you want and how to get them. Do this right and there'll be hard dicks or wet panties at the mere mention of your name.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) You don't have to be in on conversations to learn from them. If you happen to overhear (because they don't know you're in the next stall) that Joe in accounting likes to be spanked and you like to wield a paddle then all you really have to do is find some reason to tell him he's been a naughty boy. So, listen, take out what you need and use it to your own advantage.
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) Don't go looking for love in all the wrong places -- as if there really is a wrong place. You are advised this month to keep things light and on a level that cannot really be misconstrued as a real relationship. Make friends not lovers. Is someone you hook-up with for sex a friend or a lover? This month I think we'll refer to them as friends -- go make some more.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) Even though there is no place you prefer to be than deep within your own deep mind sometimes you have to give someone a clue. You don't have to tell your darkest fantasies -- those ones you use when you need a little help coming. But when that tongue needs to move a fraction lower and you don't tell, it will be the difference between frustration and coming...the difference between coming and coming good. That's it right there...now why didn't I say that earlier?
©2006 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins, and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
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