by Nola Summers
(02/03/05)
What February lacks in number of days, it makes up for in activity. Mardi Gras occurs on the 8th, followed by Ash Wednesday and Chinese New Year on the 9th, and Valentines Day on the 14th. Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday, is the climax of parties that started way back in the dull days of January. This day is also called Shrove (from "to shrive" -- to hear confession) or Pancake Tuesday. If I confess to all my sins -- be they real or fantasy -- then perhaps I can do some sort of penance. Maybe I could kneel naked at your feet; arms lightly bound behind me, and lick your feet while you paddle my bottom. Failing that, could I lick pancake syrup out of the crack of your ass?
It's probably sinful to like that sort of thing, but what a wonderful revolving door of confession, penance, and punishment this could become. Chinese New Year arrives as well on February 9th. The Year of the Rooster; I prefer the Year of the Cock, it conjures up a much more appealing vista of possibilities. Admit what you're thinking, then go back a step and do a little penance. Valentine's Day brings with it a host of astral aspects that should make for an interesting day. Moon trine Mars -- promotes harmony. Moon sextile Uranus -- promotes creativity. Sun conjunct Mercury -- urges us to pay attention to details. Venus conjunct Neptune -- be sensitive to others. Moon square Neptune -- watch for self-delusion. Moon square Venus -- suggests a possibility of perversion. Let's see: Spend some time working on (harmony) what's good for everyone involved. Really (be creative) tie me up this time: research Japanese Bondage, learn the knotting techniques (details). Hurt me as much as I need (sensitivity), and admit that this does take practice; you need to re-tie that (self-delusion), but most importantly, take as much time as you need talking your partner into whatever perversion you want until it becomes another part of something that you both like.
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Aries (March 21-April 19
Old partners may resurface, forcing feelings up and out that you thought were successfully put to rest under the bed when on the bed became impossible. The only thing that remains a secret is that the come-fuck-me pumps under there were yours and not hers, as were the peignoir set and drop earrings. Avoid underhandedness in all affairs.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The Full Moon on the 24th brings developments in all arenas. Be cool and aloof, but be aware of all that's going on around you. You've got your eye on that hot piece behind the bar; all hard nipples and tight ass. Don't be distracted with what sits to the left or right of you. Be aware of their hand between your legs, but don't lose track of why you're there.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
It's time to set the enigma within the enigma that is you on a new course. You don't want strawberry flavored ice cream; you want the one with the little strawberry bits in it. You don't want just any cookie; you want white chocolate macadamia nut and a cup of Earl Grey to wash it down. You don't want a blow job; you want long wet tongue strokes; head rimming; a hard cock-sucking, ass licking experience. Or are you only going to ask for specific kinds of cookies?
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You may experience strong urges this month, but you need to get over that. Once again you need to spend some time sorting out the truly deep issues from the everyday issues. You know that whole "house is a not a home thing," no it isn't if the pussy that's calling your name lives 3 streets over and 6 houses down. It's like that defensive driving tactic -- look where you want to go -- don't look at what you're trying to miss. And yes, objects in the rear-view mirror are larger and closer than they appear, but just keep going and they'll get smaller and farther away.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
The Lions and Lionesses out there should also try something new this month. The New Moon in Scorpio on February 8th would be a good starting point, as all things passionate and sexual come to the forefront. Attend to the needs of others before you attend to your own. You don't have to give up center stage to do this; you can move from "look at me" to "look at me when you're coming." I want you to think I'm doing this for you...I mean, I am doing this for you.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Go hard or go home. Go hard in everything. Fuck hard, fist hard, ride hard, and take it hard. Then go home and start all over again just inside the front door. Pull out all the stops this month; yes the sheets are dirty and you're sweaty and there's towels on the floor and you're sticky from last night...clean it up later, it's not like it won't still be there.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Could it be this blissful? Why not? Dredge up all your romantic memories, your creative urges, and unfulfilled fantasies; mix them all together in that cauldron of a mind and see what develops. Remember art class, that bohemian teacher that simmered with just-out-of-your-reach sexuality? Remember that body-paint kit you saw in your local sex store and didn't put in your lover's Christmas stocking? If you shaved everything off and started painting, would it look like a flower, could you fold the petals back until you found the nectar...hmm...I wonder, would you use a little tiny brush...or a big thick brush to scrape the bottom of the paint pot?
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
What's missing here at home? Is it physical or emotional? Look for what fills the heart first and the rest will follow. How quaint and philosophical. How about this -- be honest. You want and need that cock inside you. Not that one, or that one, or that one....specifically the one right there, you're not happy to wait, but you will. Don't tell -- ask. Not -- you need to fuck me before I go crazy -- but -- please fuck me before I go crazy. Subtle differences can make all the difference.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Try to achieve a balance between your personal and work arenas. Perhaps if you work in shipping you could try receiving at home or vice versa. Most work environments contain a shipping and receiving area. One door, one loading bay -- sometimes stuff is going out, and sometimes it's coming in. There's an interesting theory. Why not expand on that and work towards the balance I mentioned above?
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Mars in Capricorn fires you up from February 6th on. Be practical and very clear in all your dealings. Yes it was good; yes you apparently have more testosterone in your body than Superman, but get off my couch and get out. If you're not looking for a relationship this time round, and I don't think you are, then say so. Never mind the fuck-buddy, booty-call labels, I'll find you when I need you. Did I mention the get out part?
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Venus floats into Aquarius on February 2nd, bringing all those things that spotlight you at your most ethereal. Others will depend on you to lead the way in all things. Lead literally then; down the garden path and onto a blanket under the boughs of a shady tree. Lead the ones with the glint in their eyes down the path behind the woodshed, then into the dark forest and have them on their hands and knees in the mossy underbrush, and when they think they can't take anymore -- flip them over and give it to them again. Now there's grass-stains everywhere!
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Spend some time pondering the more earthy aspects of life. Which dildo, which plug? Is it time to size up? The Sun enters Pisces this month, and it's time to focus on you. You want to look good, you especially want to feel good, and it's time to give back what you get. Nothing like a getting a good spanking, is there? Have you noticed the look in your partner's eyes when they get a glimpse of a mark they've left behind? Ever wonder why that is? Give back what you get, even if it's only once, even if it just helps you to understand what the difference is between owning and being owned.
