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Clean Sheets-ology January 2006 Forecast
by Nola Summers
(01/08/06)
 How are those pesky little resolutions coming along? Did they include: find pleasure in myself; find the joy in pleasuring my partner or anything along those lines? There is no deadline on amending them so add those in right now. Sun conjunct Venus on January 13 mixes an urge for pleasure with creative energy. Every once in awhile the stars and planets present us with opportunities that don't need an explanation -- surely that is one. The Full Moon in Cancer on the 14th means sensitivity is at a peak and it's easy to hurt the ones we love. Simply put -- after all that creativity the day before -- turning at some point and telling your partner that you think they're a freak for liking what you thought up the night before is not okay. You'll barely recover before Venus trines Mars on January 23 -- a delightful combination of boosted physical energy and love -- you may indeed go all night long. The Year of the Dog begins on January 29; I won't even make the easy and obvious references because what it really means is that there will be increased focus on loyalty and home comforts. No, actually I will make those points -- get out some comfy pillows and get busy doggy style with your best bud.
Aries (March 21 -- April 19) Not everyone is fortunate enough to come across someone more experienced than themselves who wants to take the time to show and teach what they know about how it's done. When this situation presents itself to you, don't hesitate to take advantage. You might not use the new tricks you learn every time but when talk around the water cooler turns to the "have you ever done," you'll be able to say yes. Doing the boss's piece on the boss's desk just for the experience might not be worth the risk so choose carefully.
Taurus (April 20 -- May 20) It's time to call in a favor or two. You want to fuck her but you need to go through her best friend to get there. If she say's do me first then go ahead. There's always payback and when she wants something -- you can certainly tell her to fuck you again first. If this happens more than ... oh...two times...then stop pretending that the two of you want anyone but each other.
Gemini (May 21 -- June 20) If there really are two of you, does that mean that you get two chances at everything or that you have to do everything twice? If the second time's the charm do you have to actually wait for an undetermined length of time in between or can you go ahead and do it again because it felt so very, very good the first time. If you did get a second chance, don't waste time; stick it right back in there and ride that horse again.
Cancer (June 21 -- July 22) Ever start thinking about something mid-stroke that is not related to the hot pussy your plumbing the warm depths of? Not the think of something else so you can last longer -- the lost all interest kind. You're hard enough to finish the job but not interested enough to pay real attention. We don't always listen to ourselves when we should. If you think you shouldn't be there then you shouldn't be.
Leo (July 23 -- August 22) You will work hard this month at everything you do. Working hard isn't always sweating and slogging, sometimes it's as simple as doing everything that you can do. Instead of doing the least amount required you will go the extra step. Not a tongue flick and a dick sticking, instead, a multi-orgasmic tongue washing and a slow, deep, long, comfortable fuck. The sated glow that emanates from your partner will bring you unexpected pleasure.
Virgo (August 23 -- September 22) If you're dealing with new partners at this time they will be entranced by your aggressive attitude. Even though it's nice to travel the two way street of equal participation, on occasion it's even nicer to be taken care of. This might mean coddled and pampered or spanked and dominated -- the point is that someone else is in charge. This is your time to take charge -- figure out what they want and give it to them good.
Libra (September 23 -- October 22) This year starts out with a bit of indecision on your part. It could be many things that go above and beyond how you want to do it, to who you want to do it with -- nothing is ever simple so let your intuition tell you which way to go. Find yourself looking at the backsides of the offensive line of the Denver Broncos when you're supposed to be admiring the cheerleaders -- or vice versa. You can do what you want and you can try what you want. Is there such a thing as a linebacker cheerleader sandwich?
Scorpio (October 23 -- November 21) Not everyone you meet thinks the pussy's sweeter under the next skirt. There is something to be said for familiarity. Sometimes you can tell just by looking at two people that they know exactly how to make each other come; they've taken the time to figure it out and instead of using that knowledge as a weapon have turned it into a power that they share. Too deep? Okay, you'll never have enough money to buy loyalty but it's real easy to give.
Sagittarius (November 22 -- December 21) Life is an adventure isn't it? Life is romance -- romance is life. You can enjoy this simple way of living if you play by some simple rules. Complications should be avoided. These would include but are not limited to: sleeping with your best friend's brother or sister, blowing their dad, tit-fucking their mom. It might just be the dog that's watching all this -- but he's kind of shifty and not to be trusted. Consider yourself warned.
Capricorn (December 22 -- January 19) My favorite kind of wake up call involves something hard and something wet -- well sticky from last time. You may be caught off guard with your knickers down when love comes calling. Certainly you may have said in the past that most times your dick gets hard or your pussy heats up that it must be love. Won't you be surprised if it turns out to be exactly that?
Aquarius (January 20 -- February 18) How many times are you going to have to listen to someone tell you to pay attention to what happened in the past before you try to move into the future? Good advice if you're in the mood for advice. If not -- carry on as is. So what if you like sultry men who weave hot tales into your pussy hairs with their tongues at night and serve you breakfast the next day in a white shirt and apron? Isn't that why the all-you-can-eat all-inclusive vacation costs so much? Travel agents are standing by waiting for you to rebook for next year.
Pisces (February 19 -- March 20) You will find yourself in situations in which you need assistance this month and be helped out of them in the most unusual of ways. The furnace quits and the service man that turns up is more than doable -- he's fuckable (which is one or two notches up the scale). Take things as they come though and don't see more than what's there and most importantly, wherever and whenever your shining knight (or knightess) shows up, let them fix what needs fixing first.
©2006 by Nola Summers
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Nola Summers combined honest-to-goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins, and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake.
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