by Nola Summers
(01/02/04)
It's not easy being you is it? Could there be a more
misunderstood sign? Dedicated, honest, patient, attentive -- what's
not to get, here? The occasional streak of stubbornness, cold
calculating suspicion, and anxious pessimism shouldn't be looked at
as bad, should it? One thing I do know is that if the Capricorn in
your life is the top to your bottom, make sure you catch them on
one of their dedicated and patient days.
Capricorn's innate aloofness can be misconstrued as remoteness, but
try a little love and understanding and you'll eventually tease them
out. All things come in time, so make a plan. Capricorns appreciate
the finer things in life: comfy beds over hard floors, and silk ties
instead of ropes.
The Capricorn woman is head-strong and discriminating. She knows
what she wants and expects to be pursued. You should know that there
is a rich garden of earthy delights waiting for the right fertilizer.
True, fertilizer is just a nice name for something else, but lay it on
if you have to; the right amount in the right spot works wonders.
Envision this:
That organized suit-wearing librarian shelving dusty old books in
the stacks. Fast forward to our little mouse splayed on your
crisply-sheeted big bed. Glasses off, hair fanned out on down-filled
pillows -- mouth open in a perfect "O." Her fingers are knotted in
your hair, your face between her thighs, your tongue buried deep
inside her pussy from which emanates a heady odor that could in no
way be confused with old books. Your assignment today: How to
get from Point A (dusty shelves) to Point B (damp sheets). Off you
go!
The Capricorn male may be the last to hand out some sugar but he's
the one that wants it the most. He's never quite sure in the
beginning of how to ask for what he wants. Self-discipline is a
strong point with this one and he's more concerned that you will
equate asking with weakness. But there are plenty of people out there
that like their men the same way they like a cup of tea -- weak. It's
all in the way you drink it. He might lack imagination, but stamina
is in full supply. When you say, "I want it again, but this way,"
I'd be surprised if his answer was anything other than, "Okay."
Capricorn's erogenous zone is the knees. Does this mean massage
and kiss and lick their knees? Does it mean get them down on their
knees; hands and knees; feet together, knees apart? Don't come on my
tits, come on my knees; can I come on your knees? Can I rub my cock in
that little "V" behind your knee? Do you think I can come that way,
just behind your knee? Should I just get down on my knees? Who knew
about knees? Apparently Capricorn did.
Capricorn-Aries
This may work initially while Capricorn is still happy with the
Aries take-charge personality. Unfortunately, Capricorn really
doesn't like to be told what to do that often. When Aries veers into
take as well as take-charge, Capricorn calls it quits.
Capricorn-Taurus
Taurus's overt affection fits Capricorn's warm and fuzzy side quite
nicely. When Capricorn is secure anything can happen -- good things;
sex; good sex. Perfect little love nest. Cup of tea anyone?
Capricorn-Gemini
Oh dear, this won't last for long. Gemini's verbal quickness
leaves Capricorn cold. Mix in the disorganization that governs
Gemini's life (however endearing) with the appreciation of control
that is Capricorn, and we have a recipe for disaster. Lack of
sentimentality on both sides makes this inevitable parting more sweet
than sorrowful.
Capricorn-Cancer
Forget it. Capricorn's still waters run deep but very hot. So the
amount of times the Capricorn is sexually attracted to anything is
pretty high. Cancer's emotional needs open the floodgates but the
fact that they are never-ending soon dries the well. Both fear
rejection; Cancer withdraws and Capricorn becomes domineering and
tyrannical. Ouch -- and not the good kind.
Capricorn-Leo
Will this downward slide never end? Capricorn -- ordered, Leo --
exuberant. Capricorn -- secretive, Leo -- open. Can you see where
we're going here? They might rip each other's clothes off,
probably more in fury than frenzy. Best case scenario: Capricorn
gets to wield the paddle the first time; Leo ties the knots the
second; third time's a toss-up, and the fourth is pushing it.
Capricorn-Virgo
This is better. Both are orderly, both neat, both like to be at
home, both like the company of a few friends. If they can both agree
on which special friend they're going to allow into their little
circle, good things can happen. May I suggest another Virgo?
Capricorn won't be willing to give up the alpha role and with a gentle
push in the right direction, a Virgo -- or two -- will be happy to
follow. The neighbors will spend hours trying to work out what's
going on. (The one that knocks has figured it out and wants in.)
Capricorn-Libra
Libra is charmed by Capricorn's slowly revealed passions, but needs
a constant supply of this newness to remain interested. Capricorn
does not see the exotic patterns the
Venetian-blind-filtered-winter-sun makes as it dances across your
up-turned ass quite the way that Libra sees it. Capricorn sees the
dust; to Libra, it's a beautiful thing. Libra will return to their
flirtatious, artsy, social ways; maybe not before the sun actually
sets, but they will.
Capricorn-Scorpio
Scorpio's possessiveness translates to security in Capricorn's
mind. Scorpio's always-smoldering need for sex and limitless
imagination ignites Capricorn's well-guarded hearth. When Scorpio
says "I'd like to hang you here in the basement, with your hands here,
and your feet here," Capricorn will happily make it so.
Capricorn-Sagittarius
These two work on two completely different levels. Sagittarius's
free-wheeling-fuck-my-way-through-life attitude clashes with
Capricorn's "I fuck, therefore I am." Period.
Capricorn-Capricorn
Capricorns like and respect each other's hardworking ways. We've
pursued each other and that took a little while but it was pleasant.
Neither, however, has the wherewithal to light each other's fire.
Capricorns are enthusiastic lovers but someone else is going to have
to step in and provide direction here.
Capricorn-Aquarius
These two will go from lovers, to friends who occasionally make
love, to friends who used to be lovers. And there's nothing wrong
with pleasant memories. Aquarius is just too self-expressive for
self-controlled Capricorn. A bit like "watch me make myself come" and
"I don't do that." (Yes you do, everyone does, why are you saying that
you don't? It's not a sign of weakness.)
Capricorn-Pisces
Capricorn is the string that holds the dreamy balloon that is
Pisces. Pisces' tendency towards edgy sexual practices helps to
loosen Capricorn's natural reserve. Pisces' open and genuine
affection makes Capricorn feel secure -- and that's all this little
misunderstood gem was looking for in the first place.
