by Lily Lick
(09/01/10)
Aries (March 21 April 19)
The inability of others to make a freakin' decision is just about driving you mad. Yes?
No? What's so hard about that? On your end you should wait until after Mercury goes
direct on the 12th to make any real commitments to anything or anyone.
The Water signs of Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces may be talked into doing what you
consider mundane and boring tasks, like taking that trip to the dirty store
to buy some slippy stuff...or a new plug...or something. Watch who you send
for what -- Cancer doesn't want it to hurt (not even the good kind),
Pisces wants everyone to be comfy, Scorpio will go happily and return
with a bigger plug -- where it's going and in who doesn't matter, 'cause they're
gonna bring back a great big bucket of goo...too. Be careful what you ask for
this month.
Taurus (April 20 May 20)
You feel like you've left some loose ends out there that need to be tidied up.
You are a total control freak, and when you finish with someone you still feel an
uncontrollable urge to regulate what they're doing and/or saying about you;
you need to let that go. It will impact your health in a very negative way.
Concentrate instead on how you can dominate any new connections you make.
In your attempt to make new connections you may find yourself obligated
to join social circles or networks you've previously avoided.
This could be like when you find yourself on Facebook when you're not a Facebooker...those
pics that everyone posts. If you don't want it, say so, and before you get caught
with your fingers in their..I mean the...pie.
Gemini (May 21 June 20)
This is a very good month for you to put your money where your mouth is, and you
are totally orally fixated. Usually it's about what you've got to say for
yourself...but anyone who can talk a mean streak like you can has other talents
involving lips, tongues, and throats. From mid-month on, you may have some
trouble making decisions, as the level of information you normally require to
make one isn't coming through. Again (this must be a watery month), the Water signs
of Cancer, Scorpio, & Pisces will lure you with their subtle but also possibly
calculated charms. Take off your aloof coat (and the rest of your clothes),
and pay attention when you should. Whatever seems like a slow dance of anticipation
is exactly that. You can try to control things without your usual heavy-handedness,
but why not go crazy and give a little of that control to someone else?
If you're brave enough, they'll take you way beyond where you previously
thought you could go. Gosh, was that a challenge?
Cancer (June 21 July 22)
September is almost clearly divided between good and not so good energy and mood,
and this division occurs most pronounced mid-month. Both Venus and Mars will be in
Scorpio by then, making all your relations sweeter, easier, and deeper.
Sweet & deep is very good...and easy has its own type of charm.
Do you know any Aries or Gemini? If not, and they should happen to
cross your path, then you should follow them. There is seductive solace
in the unknown. Take your hard shell with you, just because you always do,
but you really aren't going to need it.
Leo (July 23 August 22)
The Mercury retrograde period continues until the 12th (give it a few days
as well to completely correct). Confusing energy left behind will affect you.
Commit to attending the event or play party -- do not take on the responsibility
of planning, throwing, or hosting it. After the New Moon of the 8th,
you above all other signs will be a bit edgy...okay, downright cranky.
This will last about a week. The little quirks you found so cute in your
present partner will become quite irksome. You would in fact kick them out
of bed for eating crackers. You know you always get this way right after
your birthday, don't you?
Virgo (August 23 September 22)
Communications remain sticky through to the New Moon of the 8th...hope
that doesn't, or didn't, gum up any birthday celebration plans.
You will find out who your true friends are, because they are the ones
that are going to put up with your bad-tempered butt. Adding to your wicked mood
is an uncontrollable urge to compete...for anything with anyone. They shouldn't
have told you how many times in a row in one session they came with their last
lover...or other lover. Now you're going to have to do better.
All their fault...again!
Libra (September 23 October 22)
Mars continues its travels through your sign, sparking energy and stimulating
your amorous nature. You want things big and bold, and will do nothing half-assed.
In fact, just the slightest glimpse of half their ass incites passion within...will
they let you in? Wouldn't that be perfect? It would be, and it can be, if, in your
enthusiasm for...we'll call it life...you keep your lips zipped.
Any and I do mean that any comments you let slip about anyone else's bothersome
habits will not be met with the same enthusiasm with which they were delivered.
This is also known as self-preservation. Curb your big and bold with a
little bit of common sense...and you'll get to see the other half of that perfect ass.
Scorpio (October 23 November 21)
This month and next are the most passionate of your entire year, due to the
influence of Venus in your sign from September 8th. Mars taking up residency
from September 14 to October 28 only turns up the heat.
A brand new relationship, or one from the past, will be involved...be careful
you're both not consumed by this fiery energy. This is not to say that those
Scorpios (those very loyal Scorpios) who remain where they are will be left out.
Not at all -- what got you where you are remains hot; it's up to you whether
you dial things up a notch.
Sagittarius (November 22 December 21)
Even in the hazy days of August you enjoyed long-range visibility.
You could see a problem coming your way in skin-tight jeans while it was still a mile off.
As in, you knew it was going to be a problem...but you let them come ahead anyway.
September is a whole new game, as what should be obvious is not.
This is a time when it's more than okay to ask them exactly what they want,
why they want it, how they want it...even how many times they want it.
Listen carefully to the answers...there's truth in there if you take the time
to pay attention.
Capricorn (December 22 January 19)
Up until the 15th you will find that those you previously could rely on actually
let you down. They may not intend to, and you may not be clear about what you want,
but the end result is that everyone is disappointed. Instead of feeling sorry
for yourself, why not spend some time relying on yourself.
Practice self-love -- come first, close your eyes, and screw...whoever you want.
It's only two weeks -- you'll be fine, well-rested, and able to head back out
with a full grasp of the if you don't know what you want you probably aren't
going to get it theory.
Aquarius (January 20 February 18)
September continues the trend of new friends and opportunities arriving on your doorstep.
You shouldn't, of course, go overboard on mail order items to facilitate this, even
if the delivery person is completely fuckable. The upcoming six weeks will
have you a little testy, but also going through some deep internal cleansing.
As we move into fall, you will have made decisions regarding what you can
or can't live without; what you will and won't do; what you will or will not
put up with. Changes are coming. Be ready.
Pisces (February 19 March 20)
Life is good, and great opportunities continue for indulgent love and romance.
One key thing, though, lose the I can't believe how good this is attitude.
If you want it to stay, then believe it, own it, and hold on to it.
You want to find your soul mate and live inside their very heart
(that's a little creepy, my fishy friends). How about exploring every dark
nook and creamy cranny they have, then finding out what really makes them tick.
Oh, you can do it the other way around, but why waste precious time?
