10. Nipple clamps will make him nicer.
9. I will ride him like a cruise ship full of mediocre lounge singers.
8. Picture his mouth stuffed with good, warm things.
7. Paula Abdul will cheer for us and hand out motivational bracelets.
6. They say he rises like a pop-tart.
5. I like short naked men with snobby accents.
4. His disco balls.
3. He can hum my G-spot note.
2. I will not thank God, my mother, or Ryan Seacrest during our climax.
1. My pussy is pitchy.
