reviewed by Gwen Masters
(11/21/2007)
When the handsome UPS guy shows up at my door in that sexy uniform, it's always a good day. It's an even better day when the package he hands me is from the fantastic people at Babeland. This time Mr. Hunky UPS Guy brought the Get Off Quick Kit, a set of goodies designed to make anybody go off like a rocket. I was almost too busy opening the package to watch his fine ass as he sauntered to the truck.
The Get Off Quick Kit was packaged in a very classy Babeland gift bag. Inside were samples of Entice lubricant, a small tin of Flower Balm, a bottle of toy cleanser, and the mother of all vibrators -- the Hitachi Magic Wand, with the Deluxe G-Spotter attachment.
The rest of my day was shot. It was now serious playtime.
Until I received the kit from Babeland, I had certainly heard of the Hitachi Magic Wand, but I had never used one. When I pulled it out of the package, I was surprised at the size and weight of it. The head of the wand is well over two inches in diameter, and the handle is about nine inches, and it looks nothing like your typical vibrator. But as we all know, looks can be deceiving.
Most vibrators don't have much of a punch, and even when they do, the battery life begins to fade rather quickly. The Magic Wand, with the advantage of being plugged into any standard outlet, doesn't have those problems. The vibration is the most powerful I've ever felt from a hand-held sex toy, and there is never any concern about the juice running out. It's also one of those rare vibrators that does double-duty in the bedroom. Not feeling randy and just need some relaxation? The unique shape of the wand and the ease of holding it make for one of the best vibrating massages I've had in years.
But as interesting as the Wand is, it gets even better when you add a little spice. Babeland offers a fantastic Deluxe G-Spotter with the Get Off Quick Kit. It's sturdy, so it won't bend when the going gets good, and it's smooth as silk, which makes the vibrations seem all the more powerful. It slips easily over the head of the Wand, then vibrates merrily while you play.
And play I did! The Get Off Quick Kit lives up to its name. Within minutes I was slammed with an orgasm so powerful, it took my breath away. The second one was even quicker.
Since I'm a curious girl, I wondered: what would happen if I used the Wand and its attachment along with the Flower Balm? After a few hours of recovering (hey, that Wand is a powerful beast!), I pulled out the innocent-looking tin of sweet-smelling Flower Balm, dipped in a fingertip, and carefully applied it to the appropriate region. Immediately, the slippery stuff began to work with a soft, gentle, and cool tingling, the tease of what was to come, so to speak. Soon that changed to a stronger tingle and spreading warmth, the kind of sensation that made me all hot and bothered. Application of a bit more intensified the effect.
Next step was to try using the Wand again. The vibrations of the very powerful Wand, along with the intense tingle of the not-so-innocent gel, took me very close to sensory overload. I had to take a breather for a few moments and let my body calm down a bit before I finished the job. The bang was so big, it damn near knocked me out. Much as I love my little treasure chest of vibrators, none other has ever been able to pull off that fireworks show!
When I invited my partner-in-crime to play with my new toys, he eagerly accepted -- and found it tough to hold onto much sense of control as soon as the Wand began working its magic. He was nervous about trying the Flower Balm, but gave a big thumbs-up to the Entice lubricant. The combination of the two Babeland goodies didn't take long to do the job, and he was very happily satisfied.
But how quick does it get somebody off? The next morning, I tried a little experiment. I set a timer, crawled into bed, and grabbed the Wand. I wasn't aroused before I crawled between the sheets. Could the Wand work its magic, from zero to sixty and beyond?
It took less than three minutes. I kid you not. The Wand now has a spot of honor in the very top of my treasure chest of toys, so it is ready whenever the mood strikes. In fact...excuse me. Thanks to the babes at Babeland, I have something to attend to...
