by Gwen Masters
(05/28/08)
As a busy woman with more work than time, a handful of equally busy kids, and a husband who loves to take us all on long road trips, I realized early on that some of my best "alone" time would be in the bathtub. It's a perfect setup: the flickering candlelight coming from underneath the door tells everyone in my household that I'm out of touch for the rest of the evening. I'm surrounded by bubbles, and that alone is reason to not disturb. I might have a good book in there with me, and I might be listening to the radio through my headphones. At least, that's what they will think I'm doing...
Truth is, I'm probably getting wet and wicked with Babeland.
As everyone knows by now, I'm a huge fan of Babeland toys. I've always found them to be of very high quality, and the water toys are no exception. Whether you're playing in the bathtub all by yourself or playing in a hot tub with an admirer (or two...or three...), Babeland waterproof toys are guaranteed to get you wet -- and get you off.
Want one for your own summer play? Here are some sure bets:
Bgee
At seven inches long and curved just right, the Bgee lives up to its billing -- it can find that G-spot. It's also sleek and elegant, the kind of toy that's as easy on the eyes as it is on other body parts. The silky texture is a treat, and the variable-speed dial delivers just the right vibration, just where you need it. It even comes with a soft carrying pouch, so hiding it in your purse is a breeze. This is definitely a vibrator that will go along with me on those long road trips.
The Babeland Aqua Wand
This sleek, sophisticated little vibrator is small enough to slip into your purse, but powerful enough to make you squeal with delight. It's a little noisy when it's dry, but once it's under the water, the sound is very minimal. It would be great to use during a pool party, when you don't want to be seen playing around, but you still want the thrill of getting off in public. Not that you know anybody who might like that kind of thing...
Bullettes
One of the tiniest vibrators of the waterproof posse, the Bullette is also one of the most fun. It's small enough to hide in the palm of your hand, so you can slip it into your pocket for those impromptu getaways. The handy strap on the bottom makes it easy to find if you decide to go "all in" with the naughty little thing -- and it fits just right inside you, so nobody else has to know it's there. The possibilities for fun with this one are endless, and it's the cream of the crop when it comes to those naughty nights in a hot tub.
Surfing Bunny
Whoa, boy! The big daddy of the waterproof toys, this one was created for ultimate pleasure. Beads rotate in the thick shaft, and the rabbit vibrator buzzes your clit mercilessly, until you have to either pull it away because it's too intense, or come so hard you see stars. The size of it makes it a bit unwieldy in the water, so I prefer using this one in bed. But it never fails when it comes to getting off, even in a marathon session. It's a satisfying finish that can leave you completely worn out.
Odyssey Tickler
Babeland calls the Odyssey Tickler a "slow, sensual journey to pleasure," and that's the best description I can imagine to explain what this sweet little vibrator can do. It doesn't pack the big bang of some of the other waterproof toys, but that's the charm of it. The slowest speed can start you off. As you get hotter, you can turn up the volume on this little fellow. The nubs on the outside provide an interesting added sensation, but the real action is in the slow build-up.
The Odyssey Tickler is like sweet seduction from that man you've always wanted to have...it's a long buildup, but the payoff at the end is rich and worth the wait.
Paris Duckie
I have to confess: When I pulled this little ducky out of the box, I had to laugh. When I was younger, I had a bright yellow rubber ducky that shared every bath with me. He floated around with a huge, goofy smile. For all his yellowness, I named him Kermit...I kid you not.
Sure, I giggled when I took it out of the package, but it quickly became my favorite toy of the whole waterproof squad. My Duckie is entirely feminine (The crystal on her beak! The pink flush of her body! The feather boa!), but she packs a punch. The vibrations are deep and throbbing, quite satisfying when pressed against sensitive parts. She even comes with her own manual, explaining in detail how to make the most of your time with your new water friend. If you don't know what a "Happy Beak Nibble" is, you're missing out on one of the sweetest sensations ever.
In honor of my long-lost yellow ducky named Kermit, I'm calling this one Miss Piggy. She always seemed like a hot-to-trot trollop anyway, didn't she?
Of course, since all the toys are waterproof, cleanup is a breeze. No more being careful not to get the battery compartment wet. All of these toys closed very securely, and I had no problems at all with water seeping in and ruining my fun. This means long-lasting pleasure, which is good -- because getting wet and wicked with Babeland's waterproof toys will definitely be one of my favorite summer pastimes.
