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Falling in Love with Babeland

by Gwen Masters
(03/21/2007)

When it comes to couples, Babeland knows how to help you take care of each other. The Share the Love Kit and the Couple's Starter Kit, two of Babeland's newest offerings, are all about pampering your lover. My fiancé and I tested every toy in each of them -- hey, research is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! Here's the lowdown on the goodies:

The Share the Love Kit

Share the Love Kit from BabelandDon't let that tiny little box fool you -- there's more fun in there than you might think! The first thing I reached for when I opened up this lovely package was the Pocket Rocket, a vibrator small and discrete enough to be packed away in a purse or pocket. The miniature size is deceptive -- this vibe packs one hell of a punch. I found it too powerful for direct stimulation, but it worked more than fine in every other way. Definitely not for teasing, this vibrator will get you off just as quickly as you want. Not reserved only for women, the Pocket Rocket worked very well to get my partner off, too. The simple unisex design is more appealing to men than the more feminine styles out there on the market.

The Lickable Oil was a treat in more ways than one. Smooth and perfect for intimate massage, it's made of all natural ingredients, so we could delight in the thrill without worrying about harmful chemicals. The taste is light, not tangy or overpowering, like so many edible oils are -- and the scent is utterly delicious! It reminded me of a decadent, rich French Vanilla. No staining of the sheets was a big bonus, and the scent lingered long into the afterglow. My fiancé put it best: "This stuff is addictive."

Last, but definitely not least: The Sonic Ring, a waterproof cock ring with attached vibrator. The ring itself is flexible enough to feel good without causing any discomfort. The strong, constant vibrations keep the engines revving even when you're taking a breather. Any position seemed to be just the right one to send us both over the moon and back. For even more fun, take advantage of the waterproofing to enjoy the feeling of both vibration and pounding water in the shower. The possibilities are delightfully endless. The Sonic Ring quickly became our favorite new toy.

And don't forget the little extras! There's the Babe Lube, a thick and slick lube that works great with no stick aftermath. It's not too slippery, so it's great with the studded, high-quality condoms Babeland so kindly included in the kit. They even included batteries for the vibrators. This kit is sure to be a hit -- even before it gets you off.

Couple's Starter Kit

Couple's Starter Kit from BabelandThis kit didn't just have toys to tickle the libido -- the Position of the Day book by Nerve.com tickles the funny bone, too! This thick, high-quality book has a different position for every day of the year. The titles are hilarious: How about the Very Curious George or the Tootsie Roll? Would you care to try the Banana Split, or the Demi and Ashton? Though some of the crazier positions in this book would probably wind up sending us to the emergency room, we tried quite a few that made for new thrills. To aid in all those new positions, Babeland included not only the studded condoms and another bottle of that great Lickable Oil, but a huge 4 oz. bottle of Babe Lube. There won't be any problems with trying out all those positions when you've got such a generous bottle of the slippery stuff.

The Contact High vibrating cock ring took some time to get used to. It vibrates on contact, which is very different when you're accustomed to toys that have constant vibration. The only real drawback was the surprise of the vibration starting and stopping, but once we got accustomed to it, even that became a bit of a game -- how long can we keep it going? How close to the edge can I get him? Can I then move in just the right way to stop the vibration, so as to prolong the pleasure? It's a playful little toy that deserves the time to get it right.

For a straightforward cock ring, you can't beat the Megastretch Pleasure Ring. It was very snug and wider than most cock rings, which provides more clitoral stimulation during sex. That is a delightful little detail that makes the Megastretch Pleasure Ring far superior to its imitators. I'm keeping my toy chest stocked with those.

Finally, I saved the best for last. My new best friend: The Pocket Rocket Jr. Powerful enough to hold its own when things get wild, yet gentle enough for direct clitoral stimulation, this vibrator is the best of both worlds. It looks like a little flashlight, perfect for slipping into your purse, and even has a string handle. Straightforward and simple, this one looks innocent and is anything but. Carry one with you at all times, because you never know when opportunity will arise. Either one of these kits are great for lovers. Whether you've been together for years or are just discovering each other, Babeland's kits add the spice that keeps things interesting.

©2007 by Gwen Masters

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Gwen Masters is the author of a handful of novels and too many short stories to count, most of which have appeared in print sometime over the last dozen years. When she's not weaving a naughty tale, she is probably cruising down an unmarked gravel road and getting herself delightfully lost. She loves live music, hates high heels, is kinky as hell and has been known to write in her sleep. For more on Gwen and her works, visit her Web site.


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