Bill Noble, naturalist, activist, poet, writer and reluctantly aging rake, is stranded dizzily among the hormone-flushed inhabitants of CleanSheets. He enjoys mixing lascivious poems and too-proper audiences; he's never met a fantasy he wouldn't take on a hike. Susie Bright has clutched him to her bosom in Best American Erotica, and he used to eat dinner with Robert Oppenheimer. His book of poetry won the 1999 National Looking Glass Award. He accepts titillating words, astute criticism and VISA at noblebill@aol.com.